Comments on: Billy Bloggs dead; moped for sale

By: novalis

novalis — Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:12:12 +0000

“DHS, TSA, Parrot, Dianetics, Joseph Smith, and Marshall Applewhite shall bring us peace in our time.” (please count acronyms as one word)

By: Stanton

Stanton — Thu, 17 Jul 2003 18:17:46 +0000

“Will increase your length by at least two inches.”

By: Walt Pohl

Walt Pohl — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:45:30 +0000

Matt: I’ve heard of the other ones, but what’s a rank-into-rank cardinal? Dell: I would vote for “Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back”.

By: Keith Thompson

Keith Thompson — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:48:03 +0000

“All statements are false.”

By: Keith Thompson

Keith Thompson — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:47:01 +0000

“Zero equals one because George W. Bush says so.”

By: Realish

Realish — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:00:06 +0000

“Take me to your leader.”

By: Carlos

Carlos — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 06:13:26 +0000

Everything’s going to be all right. What do I win?

By: Dell Adams

Dell Adams — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 05:38:45 +0000

The World Ends Tomorrow and You MAY DIE

By: Fu

Fu — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 04:53:12 +0000

History will recognize George W. Bush as the greatest leader the world has ever known!

By: James Russell

James Russell — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 04:08:21 +0000

one obviously putrid, blackish-green prawn wasn’t really all that much in the context of a very generous paella You should’ve demanded a refund, since the cost of your meal wouldn’t really have been all that much in the context of all the other money the restaurant would’ve made that night…

By: WillieStyle

WillieStyle — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 03:39:25 +0000

“The sins of the heathen must be purged with rains of fire. Thus sayeth The Lord.”

By: e young

e young — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 03:19:17 +0000

How about, “And every man shall contribute the same, and every man shall receive the same”. Said by Aneurin Beavan when announcing the formation of the pensions part of the Social Service Bill in 1949(?)

By: ByWord

ByWord — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 02:29:56 +0000

TS Eliot has a spooky and grandiose claim: “I will show you fear in a handfull of dust. / Frish weht der Wind / Der Heimat.” Changes the meaning of ‘Der Heimat”, but for the spookier. If it was me: “I have cut the bonds; I have gazed into the void, and it has gazed back.”

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 01:38:23 +0000

If sixteen words don’t mean much in a two-hour speech, then surely the Republicans can forgive Clinton now? He and Lewinsky were together for just a few minutes in an eight-year presidency, so it can’t be that important. And 16 words to drop into a Bush speech and cause trouble: ‘and that is why I am appointing Professor Richard Dawkins to be my Chief Scientific Adviser’

By: Matt Weiner

Matt Weiner — Tue, 15 Jul 2003 22:46:40 +0000

I just noticed that my contribution would have been even more spectacular if true. Jimmy and Brian, I think my advisor would be disappointed in me if I didn’t amend your contribution to “Zero equals one, and relevance logic is false.”