Comments on: Bumper Stickers

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:01:38 +0000

I hate that sparkley rich girl bumper sticker “Spoiled”… I told my husband to put that bumper sticker on the back of his beat up 89 Buick… Then that bumper sticker would be cool!

By: jeff linnert

jeff linnert — Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:55:51 +0000

How about: “Fresh horses and more whiskey for my men.”

By: jim fulner

jim fulner — Wed, 10 Dec 2003 07:00:29 +0000

My Two favoirtes are both on my car. The “WWJB : Who Would Jesus Bomb?” and “Gun’s don’t kill people, abortion clinics kill people.” Yes they’re both on my car, its called being a libertarian.

By: clew

clew — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 08:53:58 +0000

Tim, hens have cloacas, the one-tube solution.

By: Bruce Moomaw

Bruce Moomaw — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 01:26:44 +0000

“Don’t Drink And Park—Accidents Cause People”.

By: RLG

RLG — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 22:00:16 +0000

Can I play? None other than Jonah Goldberg endorsed my idea for this sticker: “Practice Random Acts of Self-Restraint.” One of my favorites (that I’ve only seen once): “If It’s Not A Child, You’re Not Pregnant.”

By: Betty

Betty — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 02:46:03 +0000

I heard that in Boston 1974 or so (home of “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachusetts”) another popular sticker was “Impeach the Cox-sacker!” More recently I’ve seen “Bush for Lawn Ornament” Not as good as the apocryphal “Lick Bush in 1988” (maybe 2004 instead?)

By: eg

eg — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 15:47:31 +0000

“all extremists should be shot”

By: tim

tim — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 14:55:03 +0000

The award for anatomical ignorance should go to “If you want to get laid, just crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait”.

By: triticale

triticale — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 13:37:23 +0000

“proud parents of an honor student at home” “my boss is a non-union carpenter”

By: lubberland

lubberland — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 13:12:28 +0000

favorite bumper sticker from the eighties,west coast US: “millions for beer,and not a penny for defense”

By: apostropher

apostropher — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 05:00:19 +0000

“God used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.”

By: sockeye

sockeye — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 04:29:53 +0000

Jesus: Another Carpenter Who Promised to Come Back One Day & Finish the Job

By: jokerman

jokerman — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 04:28:52 +0000

I recently gave a conservative Christian friend a ride home after work. Yeah? Didja score? (ducking & running)

By: lionfish

lionfish — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 02:41:06 +0000

Re: Visualize Using Your Turn Signal Not a bumper sticker, but this reminds me of my favorite No Parking sign, seen on someone’s gated driveway near Muir Beach in CA: Visualize Getting Towed