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		<title>By: Dakota Loomis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dakota Loomis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2003 17:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For an easy and slightly dirty costume wear ONLY a pair of pants and when people ask what you are reply, &quot;I&#039;m a premature ejaculator. That&#039;s why I just came in my pants.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>For an easy and slightly dirty costume wear <span class="caps">ONLY</span> a pair of pants and when people ask what you are reply, &#8220;I&#8217;m a premature ejaculator. That&#8217;s why I just came in my pants.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>By: Davis X. Machina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Davis X. Machina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2003 02:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember a grad student come-as-a-famous-pair party. We had Heloise and Abelard, Death and Taxes, etc. etc, but the best one was the guy who came stag. He claimed to be Satre&#039;s Being and Nothingness, who was his date, really was right _there_.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I remember a grad student come-as-a-famous-pair party. We had Heloise and Abelard, Death and Taxes, etc. etc, but the best one was the guy who came stag. He claimed to be Satre&#8217;s Being and Nothingness, who was his date, really was right <em>there</em>.</p>
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		<title>By: eszter</title>
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		<dc:creator>eszter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 16:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In case anyone is curious, I ended up dressing up as Twistess.  What?  Twistess, female form of Twister.  It&#039;s not quite as clever as many other possibilities, but it&#039;s the best I could do given that I&#039;m not at home.  I bought a Twister game, used the &quot;board&quot; as a cape and made a hat out of the little spin board section.  My friends were pretty tame, no one wanted to step on me or anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>In case anyone is curious, I ended up dressing up as Twistess.  What?  Twistess, female form of Twister.  It&#8217;s not quite as clever as many other possibilities, but it&#8217;s the best I could do given that I&#8217;m not at home.  I bought a Twister game, used the &#8220;board&#8221; as a cape and made a hat out of the little spin board section.  My friends were pretty tame, no one wanted to step on me or anything.</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 15:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For the undergraduate linguistics society&#039;s halloween party, I attached several tree branches to a hat, and from these hung tags labeled &quot;DP,&quot; &quot;IP,&quot; &quot;CP,&quot; &quot;N&#039;&quot;, and so on--labels for syntactic phrase categories.In short, I went as a syntax tree. They were amused.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>For the undergraduate linguistics society&#8217;s halloween party, I attached several tree branches to a hat, and from these hung tags labeled &#8220;DP,&#8221; &#8220;IP,&#8221; &#8220;CP,&#8221; &#8220;N&#8217;&#8221;, and so on&#8212;labels for syntactic phrase categories.In short, I went as a syntax tree. They were amused.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 13:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One year for our notorious Abstract Halloween Party (not allowed to come as anything tangible) a friend wore a pair of things, I think they&#039;re called bobbers. Basically, glittery styrofoam balls on springs attached to a headband.He was an umlaut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>One year for our notorious Abstract Halloween Party (not allowed to come as anything tangible) a friend wore a pair of things, I think they&#8217;re called bobbers. Basically, glittery styrofoam balls on springs attached to a headband.He was an umlaut.</p>
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		<title>By: Claire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Claire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 12:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Easy one for blondes. Wear black and a crucifix and say you&#039;re Buffy the vampire slayer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Easy one for blondes. Wear black and a crucifix and say you&#8217;re Buffy the vampire slayer.</p>
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		<title>By: fred</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2003/10/31/watch-out-for-the-cereal-killer/comment-page-1/#comment-7168</link>
		<dc:creator>fred</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 01:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Many years ago at Harvard&#039;s Government dep&#039;t party, one student wore normal clothes except for a large capital &#039;F&#039; on her chest. When people asked what her costume was, she replied &quot;I  M  F&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Many years ago at Harvard&#8217;s Government dep&#8217;t party, one student wore normal clothes except for a large capital &#8216;F&#8217; on her chest. When people asked what her costume was, she replied &#8220;I  <span class="caps">M  F</span>&#8221; </p>
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		<title>By: markus</title>
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		<dc:creator>markus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 22:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey ab_normal I just meant to recommend that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>hey ab_normal I just meant to recommend that.</p>
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		<title>By: Ab_Normal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ab_Normal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For work this year (theme: the 80&#039;s), I fell back on what I wore for Halloween during the 80&#039;s - I&#039;ve got my bathrobe, my slippers, and my towel. (But no Hitchhiker&#039;s Guide, alas. I could use something that says &quot;Don&#039;t Panic&quot; in large, soothing letters...) It has the added bonus of nobody getting it except for my boss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>For work this year (theme: the 80&#8217;s), I fell back on what I wore for Halloween during the 80&#8217;s &#8211; I&#8217;ve got my bathrobe, my slippers, and my towel. (But no Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide, alas. I could use something that says &#8220;Don&#8217;t Panic&#8221; in large, soothing letters&#8230;) It has the added bonus of nobody getting it except for my boss.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeremy Osner`</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeremy Osner`</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 19:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Check out &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.scottmccloud.com/home/news/2003-misc/geneha.html&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; Scott McCloud costume, and abandon any thoughts you had of putting in effort at a creative costume of your own...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Check out <a href="http://www.scottmccloud.com/home/news/2003-misc/geneha.html">this</a> Scott McCloud costume, and abandon any thoughts you had of putting in effort at a creative costume of your own&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: eszter</title>
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		<dc:creator>eszter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 19:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039;Just had lunch with a friend and got one more suggestion: he once dressed up as a scratch-and-sniff.  He took some pieces of felt and soaked them in liquids with various fragrances such as lemon.  Then he put these on his shirt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>&#8216;Just had lunch with a friend and got one more suggestion: he once dressed up as a scratch-and-sniff.  He took some pieces of felt and soaked them in liquids with various fragrances such as lemon.  Then he put these on his shirt.</p>
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		<title>By: Ted Barlow</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2003/10/31/watch-out-for-the-cereal-killer/comment-page-1/#comment-7163</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted Barlow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 19:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My finacee wore a slip dress to a party last year covered with stickers with words like &quot;ego&quot;, &quot;unconscious&quot;, &quot;Electra complex&quot; and so on. She was a Freudian slip. Unfortunately, not too many people got it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>My finacee wore a slip dress to a party last year covered with stickers with words like &#8220;ego&#8221;, &#8220;unconscious&#8221;, &#8220;Electra complex&#8221; and so on. She was a Freudian slip. Unfortunately, not too many people got it.</p>
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		<title>By: Alan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 17:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I haven&#039;t worked very hard at a costume for a few years, ever since nobody recognized me as Galactus Devourer of Worlds. This year, I&#039;m going for Land Shark. However, for truly inspired costumery, I would turn to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cockeyed.com/&quot;&gt;Rob Cockerham&lt;/a&gt; for pointers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I haven&#8217;t worked very hard at a costume for a few years, ever since nobody recognized me as Galactus Devourer of Worlds. This year, I&#8217;m going for Land Shark. However, for truly inspired costumery, I would turn to <a href="http://www.cockeyed.com/">Rob Cockerham</a> for pointers.</p>
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		<title>By: Mitch Mills</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mitch Mills</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 17:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A couple of years ago I went to a halloween party, one populated mostly by law school students, wearing a nametag that said &quot;Reasonable Prudent Person.&quot;It was one of those last minute &quot;Hail Mary&quot; ideas, and I actually thought it was pretty lame, but it got quite a positive response. But then again, it was mostly law students, and everyone was pretty drunk . . .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>A couple of years ago I went to a halloween party, one populated mostly by law school students, wearing a nametag that said &#8220;Reasonable Prudent Person.&#8221;It was one of those last minute &#8220;Hail Mary&#8221; ideas, and I actually thought it was pretty lame, but it got quite a positive response. But then again, it was mostly law students, and everyone was pretty drunk . . .</p>
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