Comments on: Tomorrow’s Kerry-bashing today

By: whumpsnatz

whumpsnatz — Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:48:36 +0000

Catch-22 funny-scary. I looked around when I smiled, just in case. And Jon H, your twist had me laughing out loud. Until I thought about the Protocols of Zion.

By: Mike Timmons

Mike Timmons — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 23:58:44 +0000

If only my members could “Kerry” Florida. Quack Quack.

By: Extradite the Neocons

Extradite the Neocons — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 22:18:19 +0000

As I have mentioned here before, one need look no further for evidence that the left has become unhinged. and it’s a damned good thing! Too bad no one noticed last time…

By: Teaflax

Teaflax — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 10:16:23 +0000

“They” say liberals can’t be funny? Odd, then, that most comedians (indeed, most of the people active in the performing arts) are liberal. And if anything proves that conservatives generally aren’t funny (P.J. O’Rourke being a shining exception), just look at what happened to Dennis Miller…

By: Eric Rolph

Eric Rolph — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 07:47:16 +0000

HA ha, you’ve easily nailed the rhetoric of Instapundit – even if that’s not specifically who you were trying to parody. I strongly applaud your astute observational and creative writing skills.

By: fafnir

fafnir — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 05:53:55 +0000

So eerie – like staring into a living web mirror. Brrrr.

By: Jon H

Jon H — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 03:59:27 +0000

No, it wasn’t actually a Members Only jacket. It was an original, limited-edition, French couture veston de luxe, which Members Only later ripped off and mass produced with shoddy materials, rather than the original fabric of exquisitely rare woven fetus hair, blended with cotton obtained from the pulp of bibles stolen from Christian homes by Communists. The designer was a former North Vietnamese POW torturer, who defected to France after the war and opened a dress shop specializing in couture Mao suits. Kerry and he are quite close. They often meet in Paris for creme brulee, sometimes accompanied by Jane Fonda and the Paris station chief for Al Qaeda.

By: pbg

pbg — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 03:26:34 +0000

Are all your posts named eric?

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:09:21 +0000

bigmac, dear, if you read the blog that’s being skewered here, you’d realize that the additional links are only very rarely even tangentially related to the bullshit allegations they’re intended to support. They not infrequently contradict them. Maybe the link to the David Hasselhof picture was too subbb-tulll for our supersized friend.

By: Bedtime Forbonzo

Bedtime Forbonzo — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:03:16 +0000

Uncanny foresight, almost like a 6th sense. Next headline is – Kerry opposes Bush, therefore he supports terrorism.

By: d. mason

d. mason — Mon, 14 Jun 2004 23:05:41 +0000

UPDATE: Shaq and Kobe quit their feuding and agree to join up against Kerry on the eve of their Game 5 defeat in Detroit. Bush refuses comment, claiming that baseball is “his” sport, not basketball.

By: Kuas

Kuas — Mon, 14 Jun 2004 23:03:52 +0000

He shoots, he scores. The only thing funnier than this Insta-hack parody is the Insta-trolls in the comments with their lame-assed counterstrikes.

By: Walt Pohl

Walt Pohl — Mon, 14 Jun 2004 22:00:28 +0000

Don’t you know Internet Rule of Humor #1? When you make fun of the other side, it’s comedy. When you make fun of my side, it’s tragedy.

By: Randy Paul

Randy Paul — Mon, 14 Jun 2004 21:45:15 +0000

Brilliant, Ted, brilliant. One should read the whole thing.

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 14 Jun 2004 21:39:07 +0000

This is quite amusing. However, I hear that something is about to break in the news/blogosphere that may be more serious relative to John Kerry’s campaign. Our understanding is that a Teresa Heinz funded group that works under the label,”Women’s eNews,” has published on its website what could develop into a real bombshell: a puff piece, by one Sarah Smiles, about widows of “martyrs” from the terrorist group Hezbollah. “Deified in paradise and venerated on earth for fighting Israel, Hizbullah’s martyrs are nothing short of heroes in southern Lebanon,” Smiles rhapsodizes. “Their wives are in turn admired, because of their husband’s sacrifice.” This has been, or is in the process of being, widely disseminated to Jewish organizations.