Comments on: That’s better

By: Ken Houghton

Ken Houghton — Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:00:07 +0000

Nice to see the Alfred Bester plug (“In brightest day…”).

By: Digger

Digger — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 19:27:19 +0000

Thanks for that laughter.

By: Barry Freed

Barry Freed — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:49:49 +0000

You know I think that’s what that lump was on Bush’s back that everyone says was his wireless receiver for his earpiece. That’s where he keeps the toad when he’s got be Presidential in public. Actually, this story is a vicious lie. Everyone knows that the second Bush got his hands on that toad he’d but an M-80 in it’s mouth and Blam! blow it sky-high. So is Sexbarn.org safe? I don’t mean SFW, just not, well you know, would Sen. Santorum feel at home there? Better would have been Cheney telling viewers to visit goatse.cx but alas, the terrorists have taken away that reknowned wonder of the world wide web. SomethingAwful is great. But I still mourn the loss of Adequacy.org Their post 9/11 article on how Anthrax should change their name with all those moronic headbangers comments had me almost pissing myself.

By: John Isbell

John Isbell — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:40:08 +0000

That would be funny if it wasn’t funny.

By: perianwyr

perianwyr — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:31:06 +0000

Something Awful also noted that one important thing to watch out for during the debates is for George W Bush to be suckling his familiar (a jet black toad) from a supernumerary nipple. Also, everyone in the world should pay the 10 bucks and join the SA forums.

By: Jeremy Osner

Jeremy Osner — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:20:03 +0000

Something Awful also features the first really constructive suggestion I’ve seen for memorializing 9/11, which is to remove it from the calendar. As a replacement candidate I would like to suggest a June 31st. I prefer June to September anyways.