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by Chris Bertram on November 24, 2005

Melanie Phillips:

bq. “The bogus child support agency”:http://www.melaniephillips.com/articles/archives/001497.html

I think we can agree with Mel that only genuine children should be supported and that payments to these bogus ones should be cut off forthwith.

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1

ajay 11.24.05 at 4:59 am

-It’s a baby!
-For heaven’s sake, Penelope. How many times? It’s not a baby, it’s a balloon.
-Charles, how could you? It’s a baby!
-It’s a balloon, Penelope.
-It’s a baby!
– It’s. A. Balloon.
(pop)
-Pig!

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Alex 11.24.05 at 5:14 am

Pass the crack pipe, Mel…

3

brendan 11.24.05 at 5:33 am

Isn’t ‘totally bogus’ a phrase from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? Maybe she is complaining that the CSA only helps, y’know, like, totally bogus kids, instead of like rad dudes, yeah?

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sherlock von bladet, analytic detective 11.24.05 at 8:49 am

Hmmm, let’s see. A bogus child, so presumably a doll. A child support? Perhaps some kind of cradle or crib. So a bogus child support would be a doll’s crib, such as is found, at this time of year, in nativity scenes. So the bogus child support agency can only be…

_[pause for effect]_

The Church! Melanie Phillips wants to abolish the church!

(It’s amazing what you can do with a little elementary clarity and rigour, isn’t it?)

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Ginger Yellow 11.24.05 at 9:04 am

Von Bladet, are you Ted Rogers returned from the grave?

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dave heasman 11.24.05 at 3:14 pm

Tragically, one must assume that the usual Daily Mail sub-editor wrote the headline.
the Bill & Ted reference is real, mind – remember John Major calling something a “bogus sham”? He picked the term up from oner of his kids, I imagine.

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P O'Neill 11.24.05 at 6:59 pm

Anyone know whether they got the capitalisation right in the print edition?

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nick s 11.26.05 at 1:43 pm

Does that make the Daily Mail a bogus columnist support agency?

(Knowing a few of the smudgers at the Mail, who are cynical bastards, and usually not of the paper’s political persuasion, I hope the ambiguity was quite deliberate.)

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