Comments on: Culture War Mashup

By: Anderson

Anderson — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:03:19 +0000

Rea reminds us why the canonicity of Revelation was disputed for so long—not long enough, IMHO.

By: occidental_martyr

occidental_martyr — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:56:52 +0000

Please nati, learn what a scientific theory is (hint: The theory of evolution explains the fact of evolution).

By: nati

nati — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:25:47 +0000

Correction: It is a theory that too many people have mistaken for a true historical fact wether they use it as a philosophy or not.

By: nati

nati — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:14:55 +0000

Darwinism is a theory that too many people have mistaken for a philosophy.

By: bi

bi — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 17:57:11 +0000

nati: Ooh, perspicacious. But I thought Darwinism is a “philosophy”, not a “theory”? Never mind.

By: nati

nati — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:58:21 +0000

Thinking that a THEORY is a fact should be outlawed.

By: Barry Freed

Barry Freed — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:47:33 +0000

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man…

You left out the part where it specifies “in the ass.”

By: James Wimberley

James Wimberley — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:02:33 +0000

Ad 2 and 6: CT could also market a “seal of God” forehead sticker.

By: amateur

amateur — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:26:50 +0000

Wouldn’t it be “if evolution is outlawed, we all will be outlaws?”

By: mordechai finegold

mordechai finegold — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:17:28 +0000

My favorite recent bumper sticker: “I Miss Clinton”

I see: an illiterate statement by one of Bill’s illegitimate daughters: “I am Miss Clinton.”

By: aaron

aaron — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:52:07 +0000

That’s good.

By: bad Jim

bad Jim — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:50:01 +0000

The only good form of this joke is the sort that subverts it, like “When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws” &c.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:41:56 +0000

My favorite from the google search was, “When squeegees are outlawed, only outlaws will have squeegees”. I guess I could probably live with that, so long as some of those outlaws hang out at the gas station and clean the windows of cars.

By: Robin

Robin — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:19:36 +0000

My favorite recent bumper sticker: “I Miss Clinton”

By: rea

rea — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:23:54 +0000

“my “Who Would Jesus Torture?” sticker”

Well, actually:

“And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

“And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

“And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

“And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

“And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.”