Comments on: Christmas Music: The Solution

By: rdickinson

rdickinson — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:55:25 +0000

Re no. 9, how about “Business”? Scans with the songs (though not so good with the film titles).

By: godoggo

godoggo — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:47:13 +0000

I used to like replacing the word “food” for “love”: “Food, food me do” etc.

By: Jacob Christensen

Jacob Christensen — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:02:36 +0000

Somehow, wearing earplugs when I’m out shopping before Christmas suddenly seems not only a necessary but also a decent alternative…

By: sage

sage — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:13:21 +0000

The Nightmare Before Sex. Yeesh.

By: Matt Weiner

Matt Weiner — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:32:39 +0000

Sex with the Kranks was based on a novel called Skipping Sex, wasn’t it?

By: Adam Kotsko

Adam Kotsko — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:59:01 +0000

Orgy also works.

By: bad Jim

bad Jim — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:38:47 +0000

“I’m dreaming of a white sex”? Hmm.

The real problem is that it doesn’t scan. “Christmas” is a trochee and needs to be replaced by one. “O fucking tree” is better.

By: Barry

Barry — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:34:45 +0000

All I want for thex is my two fwont teeth, my two fwont teeth……

By: Maurice Meilleur

Maurice Meilleur — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:05:13 +0000

Ooh, or John and Yoko: “So this is sex, . . .”

By: Maurice Meilleur

Maurice Meilleur — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:01:49 +0000

Touché, a-ro.

Things get more bizarre and disturbing if you expand the treatment to movies: The Sex that Almost Wasn’t, National Lampoon’s Sex Vacation, Sex with the Kranks, Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Sex ; A Child’s Sex in Wales, How the Grinch Stole Sex.

By: Mo MacArbie

Mo MacArbie — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:00:12 +0000

O Sex Tree..

By: Uncle Kvetch

Uncle Kvetch — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:56:50 +0000

Just leave the Kinks out of it. “Father Sex, give us some money” is wrong on so many levels that it makes me dizzy.

By: JR

JR — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:41:55 +0000

I’m Jewish and I like Christmas music. I remember my dad (dead three years now) driving home from the school Christmas concert- public schools had Christmas in those days- and singing, as the car swung through the dark streets and the wipers swished on the windshield, “Glor-o-o-o-o-ria!”—which happens to be my mother’s name.

By: A-ro

A-ro — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:23:46 +0000

But, then, wouldn’t sex only come once a year?”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

By: Maurice Meilleur

Maurice Meilleur — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:23:28 +0000

But, then, wouldn’t sex only come once a year? Jeers to that.