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		<title>By: ejh</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209753</link>
		<dc:creator>ejh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Justin – the touch-judge.&lt;/i&gt;

Hah, very good.

For the origins of &quot;soccer&quot; I&#039;d like to refer readers to an article I wrote for &lt;i&gt;When Saturday Comes&lt;/i&gt; nearly twenty years ago but I&#039;m afraid that&#039;s as accurate as I can be and I don&#039;t think an academic blog will accept that sort of loose citation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><i>Justin &#8211; the touch-judge.</i></p>

	<p>Hah, very good.</p>

	<p>For the origins of &#8220;soccer&#8221; I&#8217;d like to refer readers to an article I wrote for <i>When Saturday Comes</i> nearly twenty years ago but I&#8217;m afraid that&#8217;s as accurate as I can be and I don&#8217;t think an academic blog will accept that sort of loose citation.</p>
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		<title>By: speedymom</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209737</link>
		<dc:creator>speedymom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stostoto -- It&#039;s not that Americans pronounce &quot;football&quot; as &quot;soccer&quot; -- rather it&#039;s Europeans who pronounce &quot;soccer&quot; as &quot;football.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Stostoto&#8212;It&#8217;s not that Americans pronounce &#8220;football&#8221; as &#8220;soccer&#8221;&#8212;rather it&#8217;s Europeans who pronounce &#8220;soccer&#8221; as &#8220;football.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>By: dave heasman</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209713</link>
		<dc:creator>dave heasman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Wikipedia says “The Socs (pronounced soashes, an abbreviation of the Socials).”&quot;

 So do I, I remember the fillum. Though I&#039;m losing the &quot;ghost electricity&quot; battle.

 Justin - the touch-judge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>&#8220;Wikipedia says &#8220;The Socs (pronounced soashes, an abbreviation of the Socials).&#8221;&#8221;</p>

	<p>So do I, I remember the fillum. Though I&#8217;m losing the &#8220;ghost electricity&#8221; battle.</p>

	<p>Justin &#8211; the touch-judge.</p>
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		<title>By: mollymooly</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209702</link>
		<dc:creator>mollymooly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How did Nancy Mitford pronounce &quot;Hons&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>How did Nancy Mitford pronounce &#8220;Hons&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: mollymooly</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209701</link>
		<dc:creator>mollymooly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wikipedia says &quot;The Socs (pronounced soashes, an abbreviation of the Socials).&quot;  For caveats re: authoritativeness of Wikipedia, see other CT posts, and the interwebs &lt;i&gt;passim&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Wikipedia says &#8220;The Socs (pronounced soashes, an abbreviation of the Socials).&#8221;  For caveats re: authoritativeness of Wikipedia, see other CT posts, and the interwebs <i>passim</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: ajay</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209698</link>
		<dc:creator>ajay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>6: indeed one can. Open the femoral artery and you&#039;ve got 30-60 seconds left to live before you bleed out. Femoral&#039;s awkward to put direct pressure on, too. Best bet is put a dressing over it and your boot on the dressing. 
Popliteal artery, probably a bit longer, but not much. A sharp blow to the femoral artery can also cause unconsciousness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>6: indeed one can. Open the femoral artery and you&#8217;ve got 30-60 seconds left to live before you bleed out. Femoral&#8217;s awkward to put direct pressure on, too. Best bet is put a dressing over it and your boot on the dressing.<br />
Popliteal artery, probably a bit longer, but not much. A sharp blow to the femoral artery can also cause unconsciousness.</p>
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		<title>By: ejh</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209644</link>
		<dc:creator>ejh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How does one pronounce the &quot;Socs&quot; in SE Hinton&#039;s &lt;i&gt;The Outsiders&lt;/i&gt;? I&#039;ve not seen the film...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>How does one pronounce the &#8220;Socs&#8221; in <span class="caps">SE </span>Hinton&#8217;s <i>The Outsiders</i>? I&#8217;ve not seen the film&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: mollymooly</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209639</link>
		<dc:creator>mollymooly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>stostosto: yes, and everyone pronounces &quot;Sociology&quot; as  &quot;Sociology&quot;.  But in &quot;Doc Socc&quot;, &quot;Socc&quot; is an abbreviation of &quot;Soccer&quot; which rhymes with &quot;Doc&quot;.  Whereas if spelled &quot;Doc Soc&quot;, it might equally be an abbreviation of &quot;Sociology&quot;, provided that such abbreviation would also rhyme with &quot;Doc&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>stostosto: yes, and everyone pronounces &#8220;Sociology&#8221; as  &#8220;Sociology&#8221;.  But in &#8220;Doc Socc&#8221;, &#8220;Socc&#8221; is an abbreviation of &#8220;Soccer&#8221; which rhymes with &#8220;Doc&#8221;.  Whereas if spelled &#8220;Doc Soc&#8221;, it might equally be an abbreviation of &#8220;Sociology&#8221;, provided that such abbreviation would also rhyme with &#8220;Doc&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gilbert Gottfried will play the role in the movie version.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Gilbert Gottfried will play the role in the movie version.</p>
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		<title>By: the cubist</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209605</link>
		<dc:creator>the cubist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>zarquon @12:

And so, after he loses his first ever game--to the resulting penalty shot-- Doc Soc carefully places his hands over his ears and twists his own head down and RIPS IT OFF! Still in perfect form and on supervillain automatic, his leftover body drives a leg into Doc&#039;s free head and lofts a high centering floater, a long, long ball here, out-- it looks like it&#039;s-- up and out of the stadium....Yes! it&#039;s headed for Space! ... where he lives yet, a small buckyball in orbit, jostling in among the dead satellite debris, swapping tales with sputniks in the Elegant Graveyard of Lost Machines.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>zarquon @12:</p>

	<p>And so, after he loses his first ever game&#8212;to the resulting penalty shot&#8212;Doc Soc carefully places his hands over his ears and twists his own head down and <span class="caps">RIPS IT OFF</span>! Still in perfect form and on supervillain automatic, his leftover body drives a leg into Doc&#8217;s free head and lofts a high centering floater, a long, long ball here, out&#8212;it looks like it&#8217;s&#8212;up and out of the stadium&#8230;.Yes! it&#8217;s headed for Space! &#8230; where he lives yet, a small buckyball in orbit, jostling in among the dead satellite debris, swapping tales with sputniks in the Elegant Graveyard of Lost Machines.</p>
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		<title>By: Zarquon</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209580</link>
		<dc:creator>Zarquon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn&#039;t for the kid with a red card in his pocket.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn&#8217;t for the kid with a red card in his pocket.</p>
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		<title>By: ejh</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209578</link>
		<dc:creator>ejh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A &lt;i&gt;what&lt;/i&gt;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>A <i>what</i>?</p>
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		<title>By: stostosto</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209557</link>
		<dc:creator>stostosto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Btw, I think Doc Socc&#039;s mortal enemy is a line referee constantly calling off-side.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Btw, I think Doc Socc&#8217;s mortal enemy is a line referee constantly calling off-side.</p>
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		<title>By: stostosto</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209556</link>
		<dc:creator>stostosto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mollymooly

Americans pronounce football &quot;soccer&quot;, so who knows.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>mollymooly</p>

	<p>Americans pronounce football &#8220;soccer&#8221;, so who knows.</p>
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		<title>By: mollymooly</title>
		<link>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/09/05/doc-socc/comment-page-1/#comment-209555</link>
		<dc:creator>mollymooly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is there a pun on Soc = Sociology &amp; Soc = Soccer?  I have read that Americans pronounce SOC (as in SOC101) as &quot;soash&quot; rather than &quot;sock&quot;.  In which case, no there isn&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Is there a pun on Soc = Sociology &#038; Soc = Soccer?  I have read that Americans pronounce <span class="caps">SOC </span>(as in <span class="caps">SOC101</span>) as &#8220;soash&#8221; rather than &#8220;sock&#8221;.  In which case, no there isn&#8217;t.</p>
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