I have certain questions for the candidates that only TV campaign ads can answer. Such questions as:Have you ever had a picnic with minority schoolchildren?Do you like to quickly walk down hallways while surrounded by people holding clipboards and laws?
Can you go to a factory, put on a hard hat, shake hands with other people in hard hats, and look at a blueprint while pointing off into the distance as if you know how to extrapolate things from a blueprint?
Go ahead, throw your vote away…
Ah, Kodos. If only we had someone with the integrity and concern for the welfare of his people as the ol’ Executioner in charge….
The play’s the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king.
We must move forward, not backward; up, not down; and always twirling, twirling towards freedom!
We are merely passing long protein strings. If you can think of a better way, I’d like to hear about it.
That’s “forward, not backward; upward, not forward”, and he says “twirling” three times, not twice.
that’s hillarious.
i remember (barely) when i was applying to colleges, i sorted the brochures based on whether or not they had a picture of someone sitting against a tree reading on the front cover.
Oh, that Kodos…
Oh, well, where do you think they got the names, anyway?
I’m voting for the bloke with the jacket hooked over his shoulder on a finger.
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