January 04, 2004

Illocutionary Vegas Act

Posted by Kieran

If Britney Spears were gay, I suppose this would be an excellent example of the kind of thing that’s ruining the institution of marriage.

Posted on January 4, 2004 09:59 PM UTC
Comments

Kieran, you’re missing the point. This is what happens when gay people want to get married, and some straight people support them. Just imagine what will happen if they are actually allowed to get married! Man the barricades!

Posted by Realish · January 5, 2004 12:08 AM

If Britney Spears were gay

Mmm, Britney Spears in lesbian clinch… actually that’s not a very pleasant image for some reason, possibly because Madonna’s likely to be involved somewhere…

Posted by James Russell · January 5, 2004 02:05 AM

Perhaps this whole unfortunate affair was a result of Judicial Activism and the spector of Gay Marriage being approved sometime in the future. Did you consider that? (Maybe Ms. Spears’ marriage was preemptively threatened.)

Posted by some dude · January 5, 2004 04:11 AM

I think I did it again
I made you believe we’re more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious
‘Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby…

Posted by Chris Bertram · January 5, 2004 09:47 AM

Well, she got married. Now she can start having sex. ;)

Posted by Backword Dave · January 5, 2004 10:35 AM

No, no — the prohibition on gay marriage is to balance out the nefarious effects of easy marriage and divorce among straight people.

Posted by PG · January 6, 2004 12:49 AM

nice post

Posted by Britney Spears nude · January 27, 2004 05:33 AM
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