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Well, not quite.1 But as I was perusing Font Requirements for Next Generation Air Traffic Management (a pdf document I happened upon after googling for something quite different) I came upon several pages bearing the words:
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Which, of course, it wasn’t. There must be many examples of such self-defeating performatives.
1 On “quite” see below .
How about, “No comment”?
Errata:
For ‘errata’, read ‘erratum’.
This is common in government documents and many manuals. It’s used so that, when going between one-sided and two-sided copies, it’s clear that a page isn’t supposed to have information in it. This is good if you, like me, live in a world where copiers frequently do ‘interesting’ things to documents.
Nice to see the intelligensia have picked up on this ancient chuckle of the gainfully employed.
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I believe it was IBM who pioneered this. It was a wellworn joke among some computer geek circles in the eighties (and probably earlier.)
For postmodernism in the real world, my favorite candidate is property signs that read “Posted.” Used to be the signs read “No Trespassing” or “No Hunting,” and once they were put up we referred to the land as “posted.” Now the referent collapses into the object, and in red states!
The best version of this that I’ve seen was in Alisdair Gray’s “Unlikely Stories Mostly,” which had an erratum slip inserted, “”Erratum: This slip has been inserted by mistake”
1759-1767: Lawrence Sterne’s The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman has blank chapters in Volume 9 - chapters 18-19.
Forgive my deixis.
Notes & Queries in the Guardian once had an enjoyable focus on these.
One classic was;
“Do not throw stones at this sign”
Which seems to have been a stupid prank. Ah..google…the source of all that is good and bad in life.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ellman/ae-a/aaardvark/things/flyer94.html
I always marveled at smilar pages on the SAT that said, “No Test Material on this Page.” This was back when the test was administered on actual paper. Alas, my children and my chidren’s children will take such tests on computer, and never know the joys of thouroughly sincere postmodernism.
When I was producing manuals at a software development company, the software development director insisted on “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” on pages that would otherwise be blank, over the strenuous objections from the technical writers that paradoxes of this sort were dangerous.
We eventually retaliated by insisting that the cardboard boxes used as filler inside the product box contain a slip of paper reading “This Box Intentionally Left Empty.”
My favourite along these lines was an old BC cartoon (when Johnny Hart was still funny) that had a sign saying “Please do not read this sign.”
I think it would be even more disconcerting to read “Page unintentionally left blank”
The ultimate in silly self-reference games:
“This Is The Title Of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times In The Story Itself”, by David Moser
“Do not write in this space.
Okay
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with the result that Lisa lost her beauty queen crown.
And then there’s the lovely phrase, “not to mention…”
After some sort of atrocity or tragedy occurs, you occasionally see someone on one side of a bitter political dispute saying “At least people on our side have only expressed regret and sorrow over this, rather than trying to score political points.”
If you don’t understand what “deixis” (in amardeep’s comment) means, the following true story may help—I was sitting in a bar with fellow grad students who were discussing the sentence “Deixis presupposes anaphora.” “What’s deixis?” I asked. One of them pointed to a bottle on the table and said “That bottle.” (Well I suppose he said “‘That bottle’” but proper punctuation undermines the joke.)
Of course “TPILB” does make sense as Barry points out—what’s really going on here is akin to restriction of quantifier domains; it’s like saying “It is intentional that there is nothing on this page” where “nothing” means “nothing useful.”
After some sort of atrocity or tragedy occurs, you occasionally see someone on one side of a bitter political dispute saying “At least people on our side have only expressed regret and sorrow over this, rather than trying to score political points.”
If you don’t understand what “deixis” (in amardeep’s comment) means, the following true story may help—I was sitting in a bar with fellow grad students who were discussing the sentence “Deixis presupposes anaphora.” “What’s deixis?” I asked. One of them pointed to a bottle on the table and said “That bottle.” (Well I suppose he said “‘That bottle’” but proper punctuation undermines the joke.)
Of course “TPILB” does make sense as Barry points out—what’s really going on here is akin to restriction of quantifier domains; it’s like saying “It is intentional that there is nothing on this page” where “nothing” means “nothing useful.”
Ritual apology for double-posting.
Ritual comment that apologizing for double-posting only creates more unnecessary postage (and ritual comment that why doesn’t mt detect that, anyway?)
I still don’t understand deixis.
“Alas, my children and my chidren’s children will take such tests on computer, and never know the joys of thouroughly sincere postmodernism.”
Is the irony of expressing nostalgia for something called “postmodernism” too retro for the kids these days?
Hedley, Deixis is picking something out by pointing at it or by using a word like ‘this’, as my friend was doing when he said ‘this bottle’.
I see, having googled to check this, that me and my friends may have been using the word incorrectly—‘deixis’ may mean what I call ‘indexicality’ (referring by a term whose referent varies with context, including “I” or “Here” as well as “this”). Hm.
Any accounting report filed with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission will have a few of such pages. They are required by law.
Although superficially silly, the reason for “This page intentionally blank” is to distinguish such pages from any which were unintentionally blank … the result of printer’s errors.
A completely blank page would alert the reader to the fact that he is reading a mechanically flawed report.
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