October 24, 2003

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

Posted by Ted

Hee hee hee….

I have certain questions for the candidates that only TV campaign ads can answer. Such questions as:
Have you ever had a picnic with minority schoolchildren?

Do you like to quickly walk down hallways while surrounded by people holding clipboards and laws?

Can you go to a factory, put on a hard hat, shake hands with other people in hard hats, and look at a blueprint while pointing off into the distance as if you know how to extrapolate things from a blueprint?

Posted on October 24, 2003 03:49 PM UTC
Comments

Go ahead, throw your vote away…

Posted by Stu · October 24, 2003 04:07 PM

Ah, Kodos. If only we had someone with the integrity and concern for the welfare of his people as the ol’ Executioner in charge….

The play’s the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king.

Posted by Mike · October 24, 2003 04:08 PM

We must move forward, not backward; up, not down; and always twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Posted by Kodos · October 24, 2003 04:16 PM

We are merely passing long protein strings. If you can think of a better way, I’d like to hear about it.

Posted by Paul Orwin · October 24, 2003 06:29 PM

That’s “forward, not backward; upward, not forward”, and he says “twirling” three times, not twice.

Posted by kang · October 24, 2003 07:24 PM

that’s hillarious.

i remember (barely) when i was applying to colleges, i sorted the brochures based on whether or not they had a picture of someone sitting against a tree reading on the front cover.

Posted by ChrisL · October 24, 2003 07:49 PM

Oh, that Kodos…

Oh, well, where do you think they got the names, anyway?

Posted by mike · October 24, 2003 08:17 PM

I’m voting for the bloke with the jacket hooked over his shoulder on a finger.

Posted by Nabakov · October 26, 2003 01:05 PM
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