Post intentionally left empty

by Chris Bertram on June 25, 2004

Post intentionally left empty.

Well, not quite.[1] But as I was perusing Font Requirements for Next Generation Air Traffic Management (a pdf document I happened upon after googling for something quite different) I came upon several pages bearing the words:

bq. Page intentionally left blank.

Which, of course, it wasn’t. There must be many examples of such self-defeating performatives.

fn1. On “quite” see “below”:https://www.crookedtimber.org/archives/002067.html .

{ 27 comments }

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Poppy McCool 06.25.04 at 2:59 pm

How about, “No comment”?

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Sam Dodsworth 06.25.04 at 3:27 pm

Errata:
For ‘errata’, read ‘erratum’.

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Barry 06.25.04 at 3:34 pm

This is common in government documents and many manuals. It’s used so that, when going between one-sided and two-sided copies, it’s clear that a page isn’t supposed to have information in it. This is good if you, like me, live in a world where copiers frequently do ‘interesting’ things to documents.

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Dick Thompson 06.25.04 at 3:34 pm

Nice to see the intelligensia have picked up on this ancient chuckle of the gainfully employed.

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Rory 06.25.04 at 3:37 pm

Expression intentionally left blank.

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ucblockhead 06.25.04 at 3:39 pm

I believe it was IBM who pioneered this. It was a wellworn joke among some computer geek circles in the eighties (and probably earlier.)

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Jim Henley 06.25.04 at 3:54 pm

For postmodernism in the real world, my favorite candidate is property signs that read “Posted.” Used to be the signs read “No Trespassing” or “No Hunting,” and once they were put up we referred to the land as “posted.” Now the referent collapses into the object, and in red states!

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Henry 06.25.04 at 3:59 pm

The best version of this that I’ve seen was in Alisdair Gray’s “Unlikely Stories Mostly,” which had an erratum slip inserted, “”Erratum: This slip has been inserted by mistake”

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q 06.25.04 at 4:14 pm

1759-1767: Lawrence Sterne’s The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman has blank chapters in Volume 9 – chapters 18-19.

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Amardeep 06.25.04 at 4:36 pm

Forgive my deixis.

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Matthew 06.25.04 at 4:49 pm

Notes & Queries in the Guardian once had an enjoyable focus on these.

One classic was;

“Do not throw stones at this sign”

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matthew 06.25.04 at 4:52 pm

Which seems to have been a stupid prank. Ah..google…the source of all that is good and bad in life.

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ellman/ae-a/aaardvark/things/flyer94.html

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q 06.25.04 at 5:30 pm

“I don’t think.”

“I don’t say.”

“I don’t exist.”

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Keith 06.25.04 at 6:03 pm

I always marveled at smilar pages on the SAT that said, “No Test Material on this Page.” This was back when the test was administered on actual paper. Alas, my children and my chidren’s children will take such tests on computer, and never know the joys of thouroughly sincere postmodernism.

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double-plus-ungood 06.25.04 at 7:05 pm

When I was producing manuals at a software development company, the software development director insisted on “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” on pages that would otherwise be blank, over the strenuous objections from the technical writers that paradoxes of this sort were dangerous.

We eventually retaliated by insisting that the cardboard boxes used as filler inside the product box contain a slip of paper reading “This Box Intentionally Left Empty.”

My favourite along these lines was an old BC cartoon (when Johnny Hart was still funny) that had a sign saying “Please do not read this sign.”

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Richter 06.25.04 at 7:43 pm

I think it would be even more disconcerting to read “Page unintentionally left blank”

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novalis 06.25.04 at 8:24 pm

The ultimate in silly self-reference games:
“This Is The Title Of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times In The Story Itself”, by David Moser

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dan 06.25.04 at 9:41 pm

“Do not write in this space.
Okay
.”
with the result that Lisa lost her beauty queen crown.

And then there’s the lovely phrase, “not to mention…”

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Matt Weiner 06.25.04 at 10:04 pm

After some sort of atrocity or tragedy occurs, you occasionally see someone on one side of a bitter political dispute saying “At least people on our side have only expressed regret and sorrow over this, rather than trying to score political points.”

If you don’t understand what “deixis” (in amardeep’s comment) means, the following true story may help–I was sitting in a bar with fellow grad students who were discussing the sentence “Deixis presupposes anaphora.” “What’s deixis?” I asked. One of them pointed to a bottle on the table and said “That bottle.” (Well I suppose he said “‘That bottle'” but proper punctuation undermines the joke.)

Of course “TPILB” does make sense as Barry points out–what’s really going on here is akin to restriction of quantifier domains; it’s like saying “It is intentional that there is nothing on this page” where “nothing” means “nothing useful.”

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Matt Weiner 06.25.04 at 10:04 pm

After some sort of atrocity or tragedy occurs, you occasionally see someone on one side of a bitter political dispute saying “At least people on our side have only expressed regret and sorrow over this, rather than trying to score political points.”

If you don’t understand what “deixis” (in amardeep’s comment) means, the following true story may help–I was sitting in a bar with fellow grad students who were discussing the sentence “Deixis presupposes anaphora.” “What’s deixis?” I asked. One of them pointed to a bottle on the table and said “That bottle.” (Well I suppose he said “‘That bottle'” but proper punctuation undermines the joke.)

Of course “TPILB” does make sense as Barry points out–what’s really going on here is akin to restriction of quantifier domains; it’s like saying “It is intentional that there is nothing on this page” where “nothing” means “nothing useful.”

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Matt Weiner 06.25.04 at 10:06 pm

Ritual apology for double-posting.

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novalis 06.25.04 at 11:21 pm

Ritual comment that apologizing for double-posting only creates more unnecessary postage (and ritual comment that why doesn’t mt detect that, anyway?)

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Hedley Lamarr 06.25.04 at 11:35 pm

I still don’t understand deixis.

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Decnavda 06.26.04 at 12:00 am

“Alas, my children and my chidren’s children will take such tests on computer, and never know the joys of thouroughly sincere postmodernism.”

Is the irony of expressing nostalgia for something called “postmodernism” too retro for the kids these days?

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Matt Weiner 06.26.04 at 12:01 am

Hedley, Deixis is picking something out by pointing at it or by using a word like ‘this’, as my friend was doing when he said ‘this bottle’.

I see, having googled to check this, that me and my friends may have been using the word incorrectly–‘deixis’ may mean what I call ‘indexicality’ (referring by a term whose referent varies with context, including “I” or “Here” as well as “this”). Hm.

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Jamesg 06.27.04 at 4:55 pm

Any accounting report filed with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission will have a few of such pages. They are required by law.

Although superficially silly, the reason for “This page intentionally blank” is to distinguish such pages from any which were unintentionally blank … the result of printer’s errors.

A completely blank page would alert the reader to the fact that he is reading a mechanically flawed report.

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Tom Doyle 06.29.04 at 3:02 am

I left this blank unintentionally.

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