… The Rolling Stones weren’t original. Bach wasn’t original. Einstein wasn’t original. Show me someone who is original, creative, self-expressive, and I’ll show you someone who is boring.
Originality, creativity and self-expression dumb people down. Platonism dumbs people up. Platonism is the biggest dumbing-up exercise in the history of civilisation.
Think in terms of the Platonic Realm. Say you are painting a picture. The picture exists in the Platonic Realm. It is a perfect picture, and it is beautiful. Your job is to depict it as best you can. For you to do this demands that you be a technician – you must know how to use paints, know about perspective, and so on.
It demands that you paint selflessly. It demands that you paint objectively. Originality doesn’t come into it. The picture was there before you existed.
I don’t care if Platonism is metaphysical moonshine. The point is that all human achievement revolves around Platonism …
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jakeb 08.03.06 at 10:04 am
“Michelangelo confessed that he never created a statue; he released his statues, he said, from pre-existing forms encased in blocks of marble.”
Michelangelo stole from the marble itself! How Platonic can you get?
toadman 08.03.06 at 10:14 am
I can honestly say that I don’t completely agree with this article, and also that I don’t completely disagree either.
It seems that, at some point, someone is going to come up with something new.
Or perhaps it’s how you define “new,” and I don’t even want to get into THAT discussion.
"Q" the Enchanter 08.03.06 at 10:18 am
Um, what an *original* argument.
LowLife 08.03.06 at 10:34 am
Stred fabba warr. Rac nabba dee, fromm, sock. Narb floth rhennie soomme tou. Plato.
Above is a completely original critique of Plato using an original language. Unfortunately, since Alister Crowley and Anthony Burgess have already given original critiques of Plato in original languages I’m just spinning my wheels here.
Elizabeth 08.03.06 at 10:35 am
Telling schoolchildren to “come up with something new” or words to that effect is a way of telling them “use your own words: don’t just copy the encyclopedia” while giving them a clue as to what they are expected to write. Nobody expects schoolchildren to come up with something unprecedented, except perhaps literalist contrarians.
I’m a musicologist, so I was drawn to the opening statements in the quoted text. It is misleading to say that the Rolling Stones and Bach weren’t original. Of course they were: they came up with new tunes that had never existed before. However, they did not invent their own system of music, completely unprecedented. Even Arnold Schoenberg, who famously developed a style of music (atonality) that eliminated an important element of music, did not ditch every other pre-existing element. His use of rhythm, form and phrase structure allows his atonal compositions to be coherent to listeners.
The author is imagining originality to be completely binary: either something is 100% original or it is not original at all. That is a silly opinion.
Backword Dave 08.03.06 at 10:53 am
I’m with Toadman. There’s a pretty strong case for arguing that Bach wasn’t original: if anyone composed music that just sounds ‘found’ as in there and nature, and he just wrote down the notes, it was Bach. And whether Einstein was original is really an unpleasant can of worms. Mathematicians and scientists describe the universe; they don’t make it up. And of course he had to use pre-existing mathematical techniques and the observations made by others. (There really is a claim that Newton was original; however as his greatest invention, the calculus, was also invented by Leibnitz around the same time, this may be questionable.)
What’s wrong with the article is the trite assumption that schools have some simple and global ethos. Students (or as I still say, children) should be able to express themselves; and they should be encouraged to do so. But schools also teach grammar. And these aren’t mutually exclusive. There is, to be boring, a time and place for each. The reason that schools are portrayed in this way is that creative type classes are what television crews and journalists want to see. A lesson where a teacher pushes some information at the kids may tell us a little about the teacher, but teachers are generally less telegenic than children, so a film of babbling bairns is always more likely to survive the cutting room.
As for “You can’t blame the students. They get assessed on nothing else,” Isn’t it a cliche than an article supposedly about facts gets them so far wrong?
Patrick 08.03.06 at 11:46 am
Wasn’t Plato a Kantian Nihilist?
Christmas 08.03.06 at 11:59 am
God, that was stupid.
DivGuy 08.03.06 at 12:26 pm
This doesn’t really work as Platonism. (Granting that Plato is far more interesting and complex than Platonism.) The rational world of the ideal, which forms the basis of art, is totally unrelated to the historical situation of the “stealing” of others’ work. Marlowe’s plays weren’t Platonic ideals that Shakespeare attempted to participate in. The article oddly blurs the line between previous historical instances of art, and ideal forms of art.
From the first paragraph, I figured they were gonna go in a PoMo direction – all discourse is the rearrangement and recapitulation of the already said, and so on. That would’ve kinda worked, at least.
And either way, they totally miss the fact that Nickelback is derivative, but also suck three ways from Sunday. Being derivative, while possibly a structural characteristic of all discourse, is certainly not a characteristic found only in good art.
Down and Out in Sà i Gòn 08.03.06 at 1:11 pm
What Christmas at #8 said.
uncleMonty 08.03.06 at 1:55 pm
Dave #6 wrote: “if anyone composed music that just sounds ‘found’ as in there and nature, and he just wrote down the notes, it was Bach.”
Dave, you’ve got to be kidding. All those fugues, triple invertible counterpoint, crab canons… they’re more consciously constructed to fulfill technical requirements than the music of any other composer I can think of! Which is not to say those technical forms were original–he just pulled them off as well as anyone ever did.
And Einstein, not creative?! Special Relativity was a cute solution to a problem others were messing around with at the time, it’s true, but General Relativity was a complete bolt from the blue, unexpected by all and totally original.
The article strikes me as incredibly naive. Depicting (by painting) a scene you can see only in your mind’s eye takes craft, but the important thing is the scene is in your *mind’s* eye, not your eye–either you dreamt it up yourself, or you had the artistry to find it in the unlimited sea of Platonist possibilities, depending on your philosphical tendencies.
Hogan 08.03.06 at 1:57 pm
I think the correct Plato quote is “Somewhere there is a perfect recording of ‘She’s So Cold’ in the sky.”
Gdr 08.03.06 at 2:06 pm
There’s a pretty strong case for arguing that Bach wasn’t original: if anyone composed music that just sounds ‘found’ as in there and nature, and he just wrote down the notes, it was Bach.
You had me going for a moment there: I almost thought you might be serious!
Bach had a genius for coming up with new ideas in the middle of the most exacting of constraints. Anyone who has studied music in the UK will have spent some time learning a system of rules for harmonizing chorale melodies in the style of Bach. Chorales composed according to these rules are workmanlike: pleasant but unsatisfying. But look into Riemenschneider and you’ll see that Bach always knows just when to break the rules for best effect.
Matt Kuzma 08.03.06 at 2:20 pm
This is a really tired argument. Teachers don’t tell kids not to worry about facts, or grammar, or technique. Teaching is not psychotherapy.
Some people are original, and usually the greatest originality is that which comes in the context of the work of its time.
Einstein was incredibly original, but it was only because he first went to the trouble of learning the foundations of existing physics theory that his orginiality was world-changing. He proposed that the solution to a number of problems with electrodynamics was that the speed of light was a constant of the universe. So no matter how fast you’re going in any direction, light is always going the same speed to or from you! That’s a really weird conclusion to come to, and one which almost nobody would posit without experimental evidince. He did a number of clever thought experiments and published it as an inevitable truth. That’s brilliant! And original.
As for art, well, we could look at Jimi Hendrix…
Jim Henley 08.03.06 at 2:28 pm
There were lava lamps sitting in the ground fifty-million years ago.
Rob St. Amant 08.03.06 at 2:50 pm
What’s wrong with the article is the trite assumption that schools have some simple and global ethos.
There’s quite a bit more that’s wrong with the article.
“So if you accept that two plus two equals four, you’re a Platonist.”
“And if a teacher dares tell a student that his or her work is bad, the teacher gets the sack.”
“For this reason, no decent artist worries about originality.”
The essay is a masterwork of overgeneralization. What we can say about the artistry or originality of professionals may apply to what we teach schoolchildren, but not across the board. Originality, as has been mentioned above, is sometimes most effective when it is applied within strict constraints: it doesn’t surprise me that the essay doesn’t mention, say, Miles Davis rather than rock and roll icons. I also get the impression that the author of the essay has a very clear prescriptionist understanding of quality in art and science, and that his understanding might not match everyone else’s.
Ginger Yellow 08.03.06 at 3:06 pm
I’d be a lot more inclined to listen to his argument if he didn’t fill his article with tedious drivel like this:
It’s not easy to persuade people with cliched lies like this.
C.J.Colucci 08.03.06 at 3:21 pm
I haven’t read Plato in a long time, but none of this sounds much like the Plato I remember.
Backword Dave 08.03.06 at 3:58 pm
Oh, all right; you guys are right and I’m wrong about Bach. I should think more before hitting ‘post’. I was going to write some more, but I’ll just slink off into a corner for now.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 4:48 pm
Enough of this stupidity.
Bach did not create ideas, he was not an intellectual, he was a brilliant craftsman and a brilliant man whose work made manifest the preoccupations of life and of his age. Shakespeare was a craftsman first: he wanted to write well. But anyone who writes well, who does anything well, produces an idiosyncratic version of that skill to which he or she aspires, and Shakespeare was a brilliantly observant, not ‘creative’ man.
You don’t concentrate on the ideas, but on the craft, and the ideas make themselves apparent. Therein lies the brilliant honesty of art. Manet’s strength was that he was not a chyprocrite in an age of hypocrisy, not that he ‘had ideas’.
Of course I’m talking as always to technocrats who would argue that Jules Verne was a great novelist because he was creative enough to invent the submarine. Anyone else here want to write another paragraph on Dune?
The Stones were a bunch of middle class British kids who wanted to play music of working class American blacks, and they found a way to do it in a way that music critics and college professors find fascinating. But the Stones were neither music critics not college professors, so how could they be smart enough to do it?They must have begun with an idea? Well, no, they began with a guitar.
Oh, the aporias of the imagination. Oh, the fucking impotence of the modern academic mind. Please stick to the hard sciences like economics and politics and leave the arts to the rest of us.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 4:56 pm
My father had two lines he use to use on his students:
“Shitting is creative.”
The other was a question:
“How many of you want to be poets” [half the class would raise their hands]
“How many of you want to write poetry?” [two or three hands would raise].
No ideas original,
Theres nothin new under the sun
Its never what you do, but how its done
Christmas 08.03.06 at 5:50 pm
“How many of you want to be poets†[half the class would raise their hands]
“How many of you want to write poetry?†[two or three hands would raise].
A poet is someone who writes poetry, just as a bachelor is an unmarried man. I doubt that half the students in your father’s class were so stupid as to not realize this until your father pointed this out to them. I submit to you that your father’s cute little story about his students was, in fact, invented to prove some obscure point, as professors and fathers are wont to do. And in making shit up, he, too, was being creative.
Alden 08.03.06 at 6:09 pm
If he called it The Ancients instead of Platonism, he’d have recapitulated Swift’s Spider vs Bee debate. Though without the clever allegorical elements.
Sweetness and Light!
http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/battle.html
rea 08.03.06 at 7:29 pm
“Jules Verne was a great novelist because he was creative enough to invent the submarine.”
I’ve quoted this out of context, I know, but I’m geekish enough to insist on pointing out that 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was published 1869-1870, while the Confederate submarine Hunley sunk USS Housatonic in 1864. The Hunley, in turn, had many predecessors, including an unsuccesful American submarine attack against a British warship during the Revolution.
Another chain of unoriginal gropings toward the Platonic ideal, I guess . . .
Walt 08.03.06 at 7:46 pm
Apparently Seth Edenbaum now writes for the Guardian.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 7:48 pm
I’ll remember to find another stock reference next time.
thank you.
Daniel Nexon 08.03.06 at 8:10 pm
*Sigh*.
All art is imitation.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 8:29 pm
The Guardian? Daniel D stole my damn job.
And nobody here has ever accused me of being a Platonist;
I never said the article wasn’t silly, but the comments on creativity were pretty good. It would’ve been nice if someone here thought about just when and where the author went of the rails. That would be an interesting discussion.
Describe the tension betwen craft and individual expression;
the tension between ideals of craft and science.
How does craft stand opposed to notions of individualism?
etc.
that’s the fun stuff.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 8:31 pm
“All art is imitation.”
No.
Art is that which convinces.
or
Art is something made out of something else.
nick s 08.03.06 at 8:47 pm
There are pieces that end up in Pseud’s Corner, and pieces whose apparent intent is to end up in Pseud’s Corner. This is the Platonic ideal of a Pseud’s Corner piece.
“How many of you want to be poets†[half the class would raise their hands]
“How many of you want to write poetry?†[two or three hands would raise].
That sounds like Degas’ conversation with Mallarmé.
Daniel Nexon 08.03.06 at 8:54 pm
Context, Seth, context.
Seth Edenbaum 08.03.06 at 10:06 pm
Italics, Seth, Italics.
“That sounds like Degas’ conversation with Mallarmé.”
All art is imitation
CJC 08.04.06 at 4:00 am
“It’s not easy to persuade people with cliched lies like this.”
Is it a lie that universities are running remedial classes in grammar and mathematics?
‘Technique’ has very clearly been de-emphasised relative to a naive concept of ‘creativity’ – but how can there be any creativity without technique?
bi 08.04.06 at 7:15 am
The tension between craft and individualism? I guess you can say that poetry is a lot more fascist than novel writing.
bi 08.04.06 at 7:20 am
And among all the types of poetry, the epigram is probably the most anti-democracy, anti-individualist, anti-American of them all. It thus follows that the epigram form of poetry should be charged with high treason.
Jonathan Goldberg 08.04.06 at 9:40 am
The Telegraph piece is drivel, not worth the effort of analysis. CT’s standards are virtually always much higher than this.
bi 08.04.06 at 12:14 pm
I think CJC is talking about the Platonic ideals of the bad teacher and bad grade school and the bad university. Or something. I guess I’ll never know, because nobody ever bothers to name the “teacher” and the “schools” and the “universities” they’re supposedly discussing.
But I don’t recall my History classes or tests or exams asking me for my ‘opinion’ on things. Here’s one question I still remember: “Write short notes on Alfonso d’Albuquerque.”
a different chris 08.04.06 at 12:55 pm
>You don’t concentrate on the ideas, but on the craft, and the ideas make themselves apparent.
I always, once long ago when I had a bit of musical talent, liked to listen to popular songs* that weren’t pure guitar-based and try to determine, before hunting down an album cover, if the primary songwriter was a guitarist or a keyboard player.
I had a very high hit rate. Chicago was a group where you could see the difference in thought brought on by the instrument the main composer doodled out the tune on.
*Popular songs to me then meant stuff you heard on the radio attributed to, say, “a bunch of middle class British kids” in opposition to like Frank Sinatra who was just the singer in front of some hired hands that were just the band playing something that was written by a third absent party and arrainged by a fourth person.
ben wolfson 08.04.06 at 1:35 pm
As recently as a few hundred years ago, no one wanted to be original. To be original was to admit that since you couldn’t do a thing the right way, you could only do it your own way.
k boyle 08.04.06 at 4:05 pm
It is a common error in reading Plato’s dialogues to mistake the views expressed by any single character for the views of the author. But surely it is deliberately misleading to claim that Plato said “Somewhere there’s a perfect table in the sky.”
In fact, the person who said that was the unnamed second stranger in Plato’s dialogue “The Philosopher”. This claim is made in an argument against Socrates’ more nuanced views about the forms.
Seth Edenbaum 08.04.06 at 4:55 pm
The arts are always conservative, in the sense that they are trying to describe the present, to understand it, but also in the sense that they describe it regardless: What we would call ‘good’ art from the past describes the past in ways that make the maker interesting; What we call bad art describes the past in ways that make the maker seem like a fool. But art is always historicized.
Manet was only ahead of his time in his honesty. He described his age as it was, not as others wanted it to be. His originality was the result not the cause. But later modernism began to requite tht artists and intellectuals not only describe the present and the post but predict the future. And that’s caused a lot of problems
Seth Edenbaum 08.04.06 at 5:31 pm
“But later modernism began to require that artists and intellectuals not only describe the present and the past but predict the future. And that’s caused a lot of problems.”
sorry
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