They Have Landed, and Want Extra Cheese

by Kieran Healy on February 2, 2007

Sign seen here in Tucson while on the way home, outside a pizza joint on Broadway:

bq. Mooninites Eat Free.

Insidious. Someone call the mayor of Boston. But — what they don’t know is that I ate there once and the pizza is terrible. Ha! Who’s laughing now, you little bastards.



Jonathan 02.02.07 at 8:38 pm

Imagine how this would have turned out if they had distributed the Foreigner belts.


Walt 02.02.07 at 10:54 pm

Oh my God, that is so funny. What really makes it is that you make it sound like we’re just getting a little snippet of an obsessive conversation that goes on in your head 24 hours a day.


swampcracker 02.03.07 at 12:01 am

In my home office, there is a storage bin laden with magazines. Since the NSA is monitoring our blogs, there will be an investigation: “What kind of bin?” “Laden WHO?” “What’s in those magazines?” Sorry, Kieran. I didn’t mean to drag you into this.


nick s 02.03.07 at 3:20 am

I’m sorry, this is is a hair-related thread. Does anyone have any hair-related comments?


jon 02.03.07 at 7:34 am

I’ve had their pizza, and it didn’t suck. And it didn’t have any hair in it, either.

But it is nice to know that a pizza joint here in Tucson has more sense than the city of Boston!


Adam Kotsko 02.03.07 at 9:52 am

I loved how the people in Boston called it a “hoax,” when in reality it was an “advertising campaign.”


vivian 02.03.07 at 8:54 pm

Ah, Adam, Boston is still deeply hurt that no terrorists tried to attack anything in the Hub of the Universe on 9/11. Oh, they evacuated the skyscraper, but didn’t need to. Worst security in the nation, but all the important targets were elsewhere. Most of the pizza there sucks, but (fortunately) not all of it. But we digress…


perianwyr 02.06.07 at 12:44 am

They were just pissed that someone keyed “THE MOON RULZ” on a squad car.

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