I felt a sudden disturbance in the Force, as if a rather irritating voice had screamed, and then gone silent forever

by Daniel on June 25, 2010

Via Andrew Anthony, some collateral damage from the Times paywall:

Oliver Kamm has commented that his blog at The Times will also be behind the pay wall. The comments section to his post on the matter is full of those who have said that this decision means that they will no longer read his blog, and these comments include those made by many long term readers. His blog will also not be read by the majority of users of the Internet around the world, even for those using Google to search for information. If they have to pay, they will not bother and try and read something else. […]

No doubt Oliver will continue writing his blog, and the next time Noam Chomsky writes something silly, he will expose him. But this will not assist an average Internet user around the world confronted with a Chomsky argument in an on line debate. For them, the day that The Times starts charging for content will be the day that Oliver Kamm ceases to exist.

Oliver Kamm’s bit of the blogosphere conversation, RIP. If only someone were able to write a suitable obituary.

{ 61 comments }

1

Phil 06.25.10 at 7:43 am

Let’s see. Has he ever denounced his mother’s complicity with Hergé?

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Daniel 06.25.10 at 7:57 am

Little-known fact! Oliver was a member of a society named after a man who advocated prison camps for racial minorities and wrote speeches in favour of ethnic cleansing! (true!)

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snuh 06.25.10 at 9:00 am

i always thought the point of owning a newspaper like the times was for murdoch to be able to use its influence for his own ends. that’s basically how he’s always run, say, the australian which sure is a vastly more reactionary/inferior newspaper but which relevantly is also supposedly going behind a paywall soon.

so yeah, don’t anyone tell him the mistake he’s making, basically.

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Chris Bertram 06.25.10 at 9:16 am

Were I to write an obituary for Oliver, I’d be sure to mention several of my relatives and, where possible, my walk-on role in their careers. I’d make a point of deploring the linguistic incompetence of my critics (and of the British political class), and I’d be sure to make reference to an offhand remark made by someone I disapprove of thirty years ago, as reported by Willam Shawcross. I’d probably use words like “nugatory” a lot too.

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Guano 06.25.10 at 10:05 am

Kamm’s mother had nothing to do with Tintin. She was only involved in Asterix and Obelix. I do wonder though whether Ollivix fell in some magic potion when he was a baby, leading to the strange obsessions and the linguistic pettyfogging.

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Hidari 06.25.10 at 10:07 am

All is not lost!

‘I’m of course aware that there are readers who will not persist with this blog when the paywall is introduced, as they’ve written to me to say so. My thanks in any event to them for reading this far. I hope that they will reconsider, and that you will continue. In the meantime, I’ve taken an initial excursion in the world of Twitter. You can subscribe here to receive improbably brief messages from me, of which there are so far very few.’

http://timesonline.typepad.com/oliver_kamm/

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Ray 06.25.10 at 10:14 am

Oliver Kamm on twitter? Unpossible!

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Hidari 06.25.10 at 10:36 am

‘Unpossible!’

Actually I find it highly nugatory.

9

Barry 06.25.10 at 12:34 pm

Perhaps Twitter is a better fit – has he ever said anything which should have takent more than 140 characters?

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Ed 06.25.10 at 1:26 pm

I have a morning habit of quickly going through the online versions of the Guardian, Times, Telegraph, and Independent at work. This satisfies my news junkie cravings without having to look at any American papers (which are awful, including the Times).

When the firewall went up for the Times, I simply dropped it from my routine, with no regrets at all. Its not that they didn’t have some good content (in fact I miss Matthew Parris), just not good enough to pay for and barely good enough to delay my actual work to check in on them.

Last year the editor of the Guardian addressed this issue (gee, how do we get online readers to pay for our publication), and came up with the exact opposite answer from Murdoch. I think Murdoch is a great newspaperman, but he is simply wrong here, you either have to offer something of real value that can’t be duplicated elsewhere, or make the payments so low that they are painless. Didn’t paper copies of newspapers use to sell for a nickel?

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Irrelephant 06.25.10 at 1:52 pm

I have a hypothesis. In the far, far future, a time war is being waged. (I suspect this because, if it were capitalized, like Time War, then it would be fictional).The problem is, it is not our universe’s future. We are a scratch pad universe. Certain things are tried out, in a Or(wells)ian manner, and results are flagged with the key word “nugatory” which for obvious reasons doesn’t attract much attention.

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Belle Waring 06.25.10 at 2:07 pm

If only someone were able to write a suitable obituary.
A bagatelle: No more masturbating to Oliver Kamm’s blog.

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a.y.mous 06.25.10 at 2:15 pm

Dateline London: Oliver Kamm is now officially behind the times.

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Bruce Baugh 06.25.10 at 2:36 pm

Irrelephant: That would fit pretty well with a deadpan argument Harry Turtledove used to make, about how we fell into a low-probability state when Reagan didn’t die in office, violating a well-established statistical trend. And ever since it’s just been one weird and/or goofy thing after another.

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Abelard, High Professor of Postmoderny Deconstructionisms 06.25.10 at 2:41 pm

@Irrelephant, great name paranomastics there. Even if all the online news zines charged for content, I would still have wikipedia, which is far more illuminating and entertaining.

I wonder if there will be any hacktivism regarding this decision. o_O

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Wax Banks 06.25.10 at 3:04 pm

Why does everyone know who ‘Oliver Kamm’ is? Is he important, worth reading? I keep thinking I’ve missed out on the rise and fall of someone really, really important, and not just – y’know – a hedge-fund manager turned wrongheaded newspaper columnist.

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Irrelephant 06.25.10 at 3:12 pm

Bruce Baugh,

What? Who is Reagan?

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jim 06.25.10 at 3:32 pm

Wax Banks,

Some of us were not aware of his existence until this post.

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Dave Weeden 06.25.10 at 5:39 pm

One thing I’ve never understood about the free access/paywall debate is why the paywall faction want to protect content for all time. News is, by definition, recent. I can understand why the Times wishes to charge for readers, but it could also make everything older than, say, two weeks free. No one is going to buy a two week old newspaper anyway. And very few people keep newspapers. But it is useful to know what some politicians said, for example, during the election campaign, and to be able to compare it to what is being said now. Also, it’s useful to know what columnists said about recent events. It’s useful information to know how often certain columnists repeat themselves (see Simon Jenkins, yet again, calling science a religion), and whether they made any ridiculously confident predictions. (There was some guy, used to write for the Guardian, surname put him at the top of every alphabetical list… if only I could remember his name.)

Newspapers are, after all, supposed to be reliable. There was that recent case about two teenagers who were supposed to have died after taking the drug popularly known as ‘Miaow Miaow’. Many papers, including I think the Times (though I do not intend to register to check) ran this story. Strangely, the drug in question turned out to be so lethal that the boys had died without ever having taken it, and you can’t get any more lethal than that.

This is a rather long-winded way of saying that I think that Michael Ezra has a valid point, in a sense. It is a shame that the Times paywall will hide from casual searches Oliver Kamm’s Chomsky obsession, because it will also hide contemporaneous reviews, which may reveal strengths and weaknesses in a reviewer.

Kamm is indeed on Twitter. I even follow him. He has yet to call me a stalker – unlike Nick Cohen who has – for the moment? – deleted his account. I meant to tell you elsewhere Dan, but Twitter is great fun, if extraordinarily time-wasting. The Times staff appear to have been prodded to take up Twitter (so many of their writers have joined recently that some co-ordination should be suspected, at least). It’s particularly nice to see Harry’s Place represented by an old Etonian while they, ahem, condemn the coalition.

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ejh 06.25.10 at 6:01 pm

Oh, have they got something right?

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ejh 06.25.10 at 6:07 pm

The mock-obituary might be too easy (and too limited) a target. Can I propose something I’d meant to save for Aaro Watch, to wit a competition for Kamm obituaries of great historical figures in politics and the arts? I’d have loved to have read his Beethoven obit, for instance (…admirer of dictators…his only opera an artistic and commercial failure…unhappy personal circumstances…a wasted life).

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Myles SG 06.25.10 at 6:09 pm

Let’s see. Has he ever denounced his mother’s complicity with Hergé?

A society where one denounces one’s own mother for ideological transgressions is a truly unhealthy and repellent one. In fact it is positively totalitarian.

And by the way, I loved Tintin. Greatest comic character, ever. In fact, now that you’ve reminded me of it, I ought to take it out from my bookshelf and re-read it.

What the hell is wrong with people like Phil?

And yeah, the Times pay-wall sucks.

23

Phil 06.25.10 at 6:21 pm

What the hell is wrong with people like Phil?

Sense of humour failure? (Possibly mine, although that’s not where I’d start.)

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ejh 06.25.10 at 6:23 pm

Come on Phil, let’s have your Woody Guthrie Ollietuary.

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Phil 06.25.10 at 6:54 pm

When the geriatric Stalinist Pete Seeger was wheeled out to perform for the great and the smug at Obama’s inauguration, it was no surprise to find him croaking out the words of “This Land Is Your Land”, Woody Guthrie’s loutish apologia for trespass and vagrancy. Admittedly, the bums whose grubby lifestyle Guthrie celebrated would have been out of place on the White House lawn, just as they would have found no place in the regimented utopias of which Seeger dreamed. But Guthrie did have something in common with both the well-to-do Communist folksinger and the urbane lawyer in the White House: when it came to radical politics, they were and are all no more than tourists.

Certainly Guthrie’s work was not always marked by the radical posturing which so endeared his work to the Obama crowd. Guthrie it was who took his sympathy with the white working man to the point of closing his weekly radio shows with a catchy number called “Nigger Blues”. (I apologise for the use of the term; it is a pity that Guthrie’s legion of admirers seem not to feel the need to do likewise).

Of course, not all of Guthrie’s huge output was as repellent as this; much was simply insubstantial fluff, and has been rightly forgotten. One typical effusion, quarried from Guthrie’s papers for dubious reasons after his death, is titled “Ingrid Bergman” and is in essence a masturbatory fantasy; Guthrie invites the actress to climb his penis, which he likens to a volcano.

But self-deprecation was never Guthrie’s strong suit. Those few who saw Alice’s Restaurant, his son Arlo’s forgettable venture into film, will remember how ruthlessly Woody upstaged his son, even from his hospital bed…

…enough already. The trouble with this stuff is that it’s not hard – you can actually do it about anyone.

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Dave Weeden 06.25.10 at 6:56 pm

Myles SG, we need to deconstruct the joke. Oliver Kamm’s mother translated Asterix, something he mentions from time to time. (She did so very well, adding jokes.) Kamm is also notable for denouncing people for associations they have not publicly apologised for. I can’t recollect Kamm ever condemning someone for their parents’ political affiliations, but Steven Poole said it all better than I can.

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Myles SG 06.25.10 at 7:31 pm

Myles SG, we need to deconstruct the joke. Oliver Kamm’s mother translated Asterix, something he mentions from time to time. (She did so very well, adding jokes.) Kamm is also notable for denouncing people for associations they have not publicly apologised for. I can’t recollect Kamm ever condemning someone for their parents’ political affiliations, but Steven Poole said it all better than I can.

First off, I am very sorry. That flew right over my head. And secondly, my head now hurts from all this stuff. In fact, it still hurts from having to read Asterix in French class.

By the way, OT, but does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like. All of which are pre-1914.

(I remember reading the Wind in the Willows in primary school, and thinking, this author is awesome! And went to the book jacket to look and see if what other novels he wrote so I can go and read them. And then finding that it was published in 1908.)

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Myles SG 06.25.10 at 7:32 pm

And I am not referring to the Batman genre.

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Chris Brooke 06.25.10 at 7:42 pm

By the way, OT, but does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like. All of which are pre-1914.

Richmal Crompton, Just William. (And, like Tintin, the series was put together over several decades in the middle of the twentieth century, both pre- and post-war.)

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ejh 06.25.10 at 8:26 pm

By the way, OT, but does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like.

A children’s bookseller writes: eh??

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tomslee 06.25.10 at 9:01 pm

“Why does everyone know who ‘Oliver Kamm’ is?”

Daniel’s posts are often among my favourites, but the Oliver Kamm/David Aaronovitch threads do make me feel like I’m sitting next to a table full of Oxford grads continuing their arguments from the JCR. And it’s not a feeling I enjoy.

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IM 06.25.10 at 9:46 pm

That is the guy with the Vanessa Redgrave obsession, right?

I did read a bit of him years ago. I was astonished to learn: That he canvassed for Michael Foot but didn’t like Kinnock or New Labour

– because they are much to left-leaning.

33

BillCinSD 06.26.10 at 12:12 am

While I did not know of Oliver Kamm (is he a relative of Willie Kamm?) I propose the following short Obits for his blog

I was somebody.
Who, is no business
Of yours.

I had a blog like none other,
but now nobody will read that mother

Asterix and Chomsky
were the bombski
A tomb now suffices the blog for which the world was not enoughski

34

novakant 06.26.10 at 12:33 am

Alright, so this Oliver Kamm is a #@!!!^&%$ – but… who gives a %$!@ ?

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GeoX 06.26.10 at 5:46 am

does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like. All of which are pre-1914.

Carl Barks’ Disney comics.

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BenSix 06.26.10 at 10:55 am

does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like. All of which are pre-1914.

Dahl? Crompton? (Calvin and Hobbes?)

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Dave Weeden 06.26.10 at 2:48 pm

Roald Dahl was on my list too. Peter Dickinson, Alan Garner, Rosemary Sutcliff, Joan Aiken. I loved Tintin, but not above all others. Leon Garfield. And to be honest, my discovery of Tintin overlapped with my still reading Dr Seuss.

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Dave Weeden 06.26.10 at 9:14 pm

I could name more, by the way. John Christopher’s “Tripods” trilogy. Philip Pullman. JK Rowling. I’m not saying that the non-Anglophone world hasn’t also produced memorable works. Tove Jansson stays with me too (although in a rather fuzzy way). But my basic thesis is (as so often) that the world, or in this case children’s literature, is getting better, rather than worse.

Does Steven King count? I forgot CS Lewis, surely roughly contemporary with Herge. Lewis Carroll’s greatness stems at least in part from his parodies of the dreadful Victorian morality poems (How doth the little busy bee, etc).

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Bloix 06.27.10 at 12:22 am

Holes, by Louis Sachar (1998), is a children’s novel that is politically aware, daringly experimental, funny, suspenseful, and deeply satisfying. If you haven’t read it you are missing something unique.

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Substance McGravitas 06.27.10 at 2:21 am

Surely Heinlein and Tolkien should be on the list. [Runs.]

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Tim Worstall 06.27.10 at 8:42 am

Sir Pterry?

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sg 06.27.10 at 9:05 am

robert westall

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nigel holmes 06.27.10 at 11:31 am

Dave Weeden, 06.26.10 at 9:14 pm (or does the comment system change timestamps as well as numbers?): “How doth the little busy bee” is early eighteenth century.

There are some great 19th century children’s books (Mark Twain, Robert Louis Stevenson, Edith Nesbit), but yes, in general children’s books have got better since 1914 (read “The Wide, Wide World”, which was the big seller of late Victorian times, to get an idea): Ursula Le Guin, Philippa Pearce (“Tom’s Midnight Garden”, “The Minnow on the Say”), Catherine Storr (“Marianne Dreams” and the Clever Polly series), Jan Mark (“Thunder and Lightings” etc), Diana Wynne Jones.

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Richard 06.28.10 at 9:23 am

‘Trouble for Trumpets’ by Peter Dallas-Smith (author) and Peter Cross (illustrator) is a masterpiece of British children’s literature. I am not surprised, but I do have to express polite disgust, that it hasn’t been mentioned. The combination of warlike menace and absurdity was very affecting at a young age, as at an older one, and the pictures are staggeringly rich in the details of animals, plants, and wartime British culture. It is one book, against Tintin’s many, but it is noteworthily splendid.

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Guano 06.28.10 at 5:40 pm

As my old friend Fred Rift would say “Gor blimey!”. From Kamm to his mother, to cartoon books she translated, to other cartoon books that she didn’t translate, to children’s literature in general.

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Myles SG 06.28.10 at 5:57 pm

“Holes, by Louis Sachar (1998), is a children’s novel that is politically aware, daringly experimental, funny, suspenseful, and deeply satisfying. If you haven’t read it you are missing something unique.”

I have read it, and watched the movie.

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belle le triste 06.28.10 at 6:15 pm

The first time I encountered Oliver Kamm’s name, it was in the dedication to Henry Treece’s “The Dream-Time”; published 1967, posthumously, with a sorrowful post-script by Rosemary Sutcliffe, and typically powerful and terrifying illustrations by Charles Keeping.

I was seven and had no idea who he was, obviously. The way things turned out, I wish it had stayed this way.

Treece, Sutcliffe and Keeping should all be added to these lists.

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Richard J 06.28.10 at 6:24 pm

There should have been a dreadful warning about Kamm after his cameo in John Sweeney’s Purple Homicide, wherein he managed to make the Hamiltons look sympathetic by comparison.

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Bloix 06.28.10 at 9:33 pm

#46- I feel a fight coming on.
Look, the statement that no one writing in English has written for children as well as Herge is not up for serious contention. It’s just a ridiculous statement. Sticking to post-WWI, off the top of my head I can think of Laura Ingalls Wilder, E.B. White, Louis Sachar, Lynne Reid Banks, Beverly Cleary, Norton Juster, David Almond, Susan Cooper, Jean Craighead George. And these are just authors I happen to know.

Not to mention that Tintin is not, actually, all that good.

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El Cid 06.29.10 at 1:09 pm

Thank god we finally have someone addicted to warring liberal hawk intervention to protect us from that evil, uber-powerful Noam Chomsky, who simply doesn’t understand the FREEEEEDOM our interventions bring to the 3rd world.

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ajay 06.29.10 at 1:38 pm

By the way, OT, but does anyone wonder, as I do, why we in the Anglophone world have not produced anything as good as Tintin? The closest in terms of quality juvenile reading I can think of are the Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like.

It’s because we are too supportive of Israel.

(yes, I’ll match that troll and raise you ten)

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pogonisby 07.01.10 at 1:00 pm

Since he joined The Times it’s been (1) priggish obituaties, (2) Shakespeare authorship, (3) ‘Keynes was great, but cut cut cut!’. Nothing to lament.

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belle le triste 07.01.10 at 1:09 pm

“Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, and the like” <– what does "the like" even mean in this phrase?

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Bunbury 07.01.10 at 1:29 pm

Rupert the Bear?

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ajay 07.01.10 at 1:55 pm

Animal Farm?

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belle le triste 07.01.10 at 2:40 pm

Mandeville’s Fable of the Bees. And the Orangina “Furries” advert…

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ajay 07.01.10 at 2:52 pm

“Humans will eat anything by Beatrix Potter, but they will not eat anything by Kenneth Grahame”. – Alan Coren

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belle le triste 07.01.10 at 3:16 pm

Samuel Whiskers = a rat = Ratty
Hence A.Coren (as usual) proved less funny than he thinks he is BY SCIENCE.

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Bloix 07.02.10 at 2:20 am

ajay, you are killing, you are just killing. I thought #51 would be the end of this thread, but no, you come back with #55! and 57!! one smashing overhand after another!

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örgü 08.13.10 at 2:16 pm

“Humans will eat anything by Beatrix Potter, but they will not eat anything by Kenneth Grahame”. – Alan Coren

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program 08.13.10 at 2:28 pm

Hence A.Coren (as usual) proved less funny than he thinks he is BY SCIENCE.

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