The one where I play Wonkette

by Ted on August 14, 2005

A little bird forwarded this to my mailbox, and I’m pretty sure that it’s completely untrue. Still, it seemed too hot to bury. Enjoy.

Hugh,

I think that we’ve got a buyer for Unfit To Grieve: The Real Cindy Sheehan. Regnery is already covering their bases with a quickie by Michelle Malkin- In Defense of Public Stocks. I guess that Crown Forum is cashing in by retitling Michael J. Totten’s pop-up book (sorry, “3-D photo-Fisking with interactive elements”- whatever!) “LOOK, BAD SOLDIER MOMMY”.

But Joanne at Sentinel HC is very, very interested. If you can have an outline by Monday afternoon, and a manuscript by Sunday, they can send it to print before the end of August. (Jonah says he can guest-host your show next week, if you need him.) I know I don’t have to tell you this, but make sure to spellcheck thoroughly before you send it on- they don’t check shit there.

You’re a pro, and you’ve got Nexis, so I’m not worried. You’ve got a bunch of angles: the flip-flops, problems in her marriage, the Israel thing, the groups supporting her, the rumors surrounding Casey’s conception, the dirty hippies camping out with her. Karl’s got his hands full (obviously), but he’s trying to QUICKLY get his hands on her tax records. Plus, Ed Klein emailed to say that he’s got some dirt on Casey! I’m forwarding his contact info if you don’t have it. (Who luvs ya?)

I know you read PowerLine; I think the frame of “The Good” and “The Bad” is a strong one that readers can identify with. We’ve got the rights to about twenty pages’ worth of funny photoshops of Michael Moore, so we can always fall back on that if need be.

Best,

Lucianne

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talboito 08.15.05 at 12:48 am

I’m sorry but I fail to see what this proposal has to do with Hillary Clinton’s imperial ambitions.

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bad Jim 08.15.05 at 3:26 am

At least this AP story has some relation to Cindy Sheehan:

More than 250 supporters of President Bush gathered for a few hours in a ditch across the street from the war protesters… Most waved American flags and held signs, including one that read, “Help! I’m surrounded by America hating idiots!”

link

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Tim Lambert 08.15.05 at 4:19 am

This Powerline post by John “Jonah Jameson” is a gem:

Cindy Sheehan: is she a poor, benighted woman unhinged and rendered irrational by grief, or is she a calculating, vicious anti-Semite and anti-American

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nick 08.15.05 at 4:51 am

Assrocket: is his addiction to beauty pageants an expression of his inner creepy stalker, or just thinly-repressed homosexuality?

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jet 08.15.05 at 10:11 am

Tim,
Either Cindy Sheehan didn’t say those things and FrontPage and PowerLine might be up for a libel suit, or she did say them and their analysis is spot on. I wonder why the major news outlets aren’t reporting the juicier parts of her ramblings? Could it be because those quoted statements make her sound batshit crazy? If she’s friends with organizations that want to free US voters from “undue influence” of Israel, then that kind of makes her a Jew conspiracy theorists right up their with (drum roll please) Hitler. Okay, just kidding about Hitler, but certainly on par with US neo-nazis ;)

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Silent E 08.15.05 at 10:37 am

jet,

Cindy Sheehan objects to the war.
Pat Buchanan objects to the war.
Pat Buchanan also likes Richard Nixon.
Therefore Cindy Sheehan is “right up there” with the Nixon lovers.

Cindy Sheehan is carbon based.
Hitler was carbon based.
Therefore, Cindy Sheehan is “right up there” with Hitler.

Cindy Sheehan opposes the puppy-blood drinkers.
Jet, who opposes Cindy Sheehan, has not sufficiently denounced the puppy-blood drinkers.
Therefore, Jet is “right up there” with the puppy-blood drinkers.

shall we go on?

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rea 08.15.05 at 11:25 am

“Either Cindy Sheehan didn’t say those things and FrontPage and PowerLine might be up for a libel suit, or she did say them and their analysis is spot on.”

Goodness, Cindy Sheehan once associated with somebody who criticized Israeli policy toward the Palestinians? Well, I guess she MUST be an ant-semite!

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matt weiner 08.15.05 at 11:44 am

The Powerline post quotes Sheehan as criticizing Israel’s possession of nuclear weapons and occupation of territory. This may or may not be misguided, but it is not anti-Semitism. I take anti-Semitism personally, and I don’t appreciate cynics like Powerline and Jet blurring these distinctions.

I don’t think Sheehan should be invoking Israel in this context, because it’s irrelevant to the issue at hand, but the attempt to call her an anti-Semite based on this is despicable. Or can we now start calling all affirmative action opponents racists?

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jet 08.15.05 at 1:10 pm

Matt Weiner,
Perhaps her stretch to bash Israel in something that doesn’t involve Israel could be deemed anti-sementic, or perhaps not. When people are talking about crime and use that as a stick to bash minorities, I usually think they are harboring some racism. But whatever.

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Antoni Jaume 08.15.05 at 1:38 pm

jet, one of the reason for attacking Iraq, that the administration has given, was that it would benefit Israel, as it would reduce the number of hostile states in ME.
DSW

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dipnut 08.15.05 at 1:51 pm

criticizing Israel’s…occupation of territory…

Where exactly can Israel exist without “occupying territory”? Meta-territory? Non-space? The past, perhaps?

…is not anti-Semitism.

Not necessarily anti-Semitism, you mean.

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dipnut 08.15.05 at 2:09 pm

Or can we now start calling all affirmative action opponents racists?

While we’re at it, can we now start having the New Year begin on the first day of January?

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Matt Weiner 08.15.05 at 2:14 pm

Occupying the Occupied Territories or the West Bank and Gaza, or whatever you want to call it. Whatevs, dipnut.

And yes, I don’t want to make an argument from ignorance–the fact that the PowerLine post provides no evidence that Sheehan is anti-Semitic rather than critical of some Israeli policies doesn’t mean that it’s impossible that Sheehan is anti-Semitic. That could be said of anyone for whom there’s no evidence of anti-Semitism–you, for instance. But it is extremely rude to suggest that someone is anti-Semitic on no evidence whatsoever.

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Doctor Slack 08.15.05 at 2:30 pm

Where exactly can Israel exist without “occupying territory”? Meta-territory?

Did the US exist on “meta-territory,” “non-space” or “the past” before it occupied Iraq? Or do you just not understand what “occupation” means in common parlance? Or maybe your post is just crappy off-target snark?

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rollo 08.15.05 at 6:35 pm

“Yes, my first born was murdered. Am I angry? Yes, he was killed for lies and for a PNAC Neo-Con agenda to benefit Israel. My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel. Am I stupid? No, I know full-well that my son, my family, this nation, and this world were betrayed by a George Bush who was influenced by the neo-con PNAC agenda after 9/11. We were told that we were attacked on 9/11 because the terrorists hate our freedoms and democracy…not for the real reason, becuase the Arab-Muslims who attacked us hate our middle-eastern foreign policy. That hasn’t changed since America invaded and occupied Iraq…in fact it has gotten worse.”
For that to be anti-Semitic it would have to be:

a) False, and said only to create and arouse hatred and negativity toward Israel.
b) True, but said only for the reasons above.

It’s pretty obvious she said it because she was outraged that her son died for reasons that were shown to be lies and in a cause that has become obviously not what the public’s been told it was. Once the lie ‘s exposed the truth should be brought forward. Has it been?
Calling Cindy Sheehan anti-Semitic, or dismissing what she said as anti-Semitic, does nothing to refute the charge she made.

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Dustin Ridgeway 08.15.05 at 6:35 pm

It’s really unfortunate that a less politically batshit woman who lost her son couldn’t be the face of the anti-war movement. She spends more time talking about the evil zionist mainstream media and the fascist government and less time on her son at her own peril.

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Doctor Slack 08.15.05 at 7:05 pm

It’s really unfortunate that a less politically batshit woman who lost her son couldn’t be the face of the anti-war movement.

Fortunately for her, she can never aspire to be as “politically batshit” as the non-sacrificing pro-war movement so eager to cheapen charges like anti-Semitism, slime grieving widows and diminish the tragedy of war for its own imagined momentary benefit. Far as I’m concerned, she could be biting the heads off of bats and declaring her allegiance to Cthulhu, and she’d still be a more admirable and congenial figure than your average 101st Fighting Keyboarder.

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Dustin Ridgeway 08.15.05 at 7:31 pm

Yes, but unfortunately as more and more of this information gets out about her – and I see no reason why she would voluntarily silence herself at this point regarding these matters – many are not going to have the same unconditional devotion to her as you do.

Cindy Sheehan right now could stand to be a little less transparant regarding the less wholesome political motives for her campaign, or at least quell suspicions that she’s exploiting her son’s dead corpse to beat her own political hobby horses; lest she be in danger of becoming the Jesse Lee Peterson of the anti-war movement.

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rollo 08.15.05 at 7:56 pm

I realize it’s a lot to ask, but then Cindy Sheehan’s just one individual, so while she’s “…quell[ing] suspicions that she’s exploiting her son’s dead corpse to beat her own political hobby horses…” maybe you could quell some of the rapidly intensifying suspicion that she’s right. That it was neocon agenda, that that is also the only rational explanation for Tony Blair’s rabid support of the invasion – that he’s been ratpacked by the neocons.
And that the brink of nuclear war we’re being led directly toward now is part of that same neocon agenda.
The world will thank you, Mr. Ridgeway, the world will be in your debt forever should you perform that service.

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Doctor Slack 08.15.05 at 8:28 pm

. . . many are not going to have the same unconditional devotion to her as you do.

The bad news, my friend, is that it doesn’t take “unconditional devotion” to see that Cindy Sheehan is asking the same questins more and more Americans are asking themselves, and that the people seeking so desperately to assassinate her character and dig up “less wholesome motives” to her political campaign have let their own clinging to ego destroy any kind of moral compass they once had. All the Swift Boating carries the stench of desperation… and the Fighting Keyboarders had better figure that out before they do further damage to their own cause.

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Dustin Ridgeway 08.15.05 at 8:38 pm

I would love to quell such suspicions, but at this point trying to convince the left that their wasn’t a nefarious neoconservative neoconspiracy led by a neoconservative kabal of diabolical neoconservative neocons, would be as fruitless as trying to convince them in general of the absence of a global zionist world order that has a stranglehold on the mainstream media and uses as a tool to bring about Israeli world domination. I would have an easier task of convincing scientists of the absence of gravity.

But if your response is any indicator, any ulterior motives Ms. Sheehan might have will loser her no stock with at least a portion of her supporters and may even give her a boost with certain crowds.

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Doctor Slack 08.15.05 at 8:51 pm

. . . would be as fruitless as trying to convince them in general of the absence of a global zionist world order. . .

I suppose you imagine this “left” believes the “global zionist world order” regularly sacrifices infants, don’t you? Maybe the problem isn’t Sheehan’s ulterior motives, but yours… and your delusions.

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Michael J. Totten 08.16.05 at 3:42 am

Cindy Sheehan may not be anti-Semitic. But anti-Semites, oddly enough, make the exact same arguments she makes. So I can understand why some people, perhaps unfairly, are making that charge.

———————————

Why Cindy Sheehan is Right!
By David Duke

Cindy Sheehan, a mother who lost a son in the Iraq War, is determined to prevent other mothers and fathers from experiencing the same loss.

Courageously she has gone to Texas near the ranch of President Bush and braved the elements and a hostile Jewish supremacist media to demand a meeting with him and a good explanation why her son and other’s sons and daughters must die and be disfigured in a war for Israel rather than for America.

Recently, she had the courage to state the obvious that her son signed up in the military to protect America not to die for Israel.

In a recent letter to “Nightline,” she wrote the following hard-hitting words:

“Am I emotional? Yes, my first born was murdered. Am I angry? Yes, he was killed for lies and for a PNAC Neo-Con agenda to benefit Israel. My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel. Am I stupid? No, I know full-well that my son, my family, this nation, and this world were betrayed by George [W.] Bush who was influenced by the neo-con PNAC agenda after 9/11. We were told that we were attacked on 9/11 because the terrorists hate our freedoms and democracy…not for the real reason, because the Arab-Muslims who attacked us hate our middle-eastern foreign policy. That hasn’t changed since America invaded and occupied Iraq…in fact it has gotten worse.”

Now, a gauntlet of personal attacks has been let out against her. A recent article on David Horowitz’s FrontPage and repeated by many pro-Israel zealots dares to compare her with that incorrigible American, me. Here is a FrontPage reader’s commentary published in the Lonestar Times.

“…(Sheehan) voiced vaguely anti-Semitic rhetoric when she alleged that the Iraq War was all about protecting Israel, i.e. a Jewish conspiracy (a similar opinion is frequently expressed by David Duke and his ilk).” – From the Lonestar Times August, 13, 2005

In truth, Cindy Sheehan is absolutely right. Her son signed up in the military to defend America, not Israel, and to safeguard our own democracy, not the democracy of some foreign nation that neither wants nor needs it. In advancing this war for Israel, government and media advocates obviously couldn’t get Americans behind the war by saying it was a war for Israel. They had to make up bogus reasons for the war, such as saying that Iraq was an imminent threat to America and that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Now that these lies have been exposed, they have changed the rationale for the war to “fighting for democracy” and “fighting against terrorism.”

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bad Jim 08.16.05 at 4:40 am

On top of that, we must never forget that Hitler was a vegetarian and loved dogs. And used amphetamines.

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abb1 08.16.05 at 6:24 am

I take anti-Semitism personally, and I don’t appreciate cynics like Powerline and Jet blurring these distinctions.

There are no distinctions. The current newspeak meaning of the word ‘anti-Semitism’ is roughly ‘opposition to Likud’. Likud defends the Jews against persecution, against another holocaust; thus by opposing the Likud you’re wishing for the next holocaust. That’s all there’s to it.

It’s a simple choice: you’re either pro-Likud or you’re an anti-Semite. It’s exactly the same as with being either pro-Bush or anti-American traitor. I don’t perceive ‘anti-Semitism’ or ‘anti-Americanism’ as a something negative anymore.

One shouldn’t play these games, one should resist. Write “DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER” a few times in your diary and you’ll feel better.

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Uncle Kvetch 08.16.05 at 9:03 am

How much longer before some enterprising American makes a fortune selling magnetic ribbons that read “I Support that Subset of Our Troops Whose Political Views Coincide with Mine”?

Wish I’d thought of it last year…I could have made a killing at the Republican Convention.

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jet 08.16.05 at 9:11 am

From dictionary.com

an·ti-A·mer·i·can (nt–mr-kn, nt-)
adj.

Opposed or hostile to the government, official policies, or people of the United States.

anti-american

adj : opposed to the United States and its policies [syn: anti-American] [ant: pro-American]

Yes, Mrs. Sheehan lost her son while he was doing something he probably believed in (given that he had just reenlisted). But that doesn’t change the fact that her speech meets a certain dictionary definition. Don’t blame the people for saying Mrs. Sheehan’s words were anti-american, blame the dictionary for having such a hurtful, mean, and un-PC term.

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Doctor Slack 08.16.05 at 9:25 am

Cindy Sheehan may not be anti-Semitic. But anti-Semites, oddly enough, make the exact same arguments she makes.

You may not be an anti-Israeli terrorist, Michael, but oddly enough, many anti-Israeli terrorists seem to agree with you that the Gaza pullout is a good thing. Do Hamas or David Duke enjoy absolute veto over the nature of reality? Does their agreeing with a thing ipso facto make it false? Seems to me you’re the last person who should be playing slimy little games of guilt-by-association viz. Israel.

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Doctor Slack 08.16.05 at 9:27 am

Opposed or hostile to the government, official policies, or people of the United States.

Awesome! So, like, the Republicans who didn’t like Clinton’s “official policies” were in fact anti-American scumbags, right?

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Doctor Slack 08.16.05 at 9:38 am

Addendum: Or maybe this is the sort of anti-Americanism you’re referring to?

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jet 08.16.05 at 9:53 am

The dictionary definition of Anti-American is too broad to make it meaning, isn’t it?

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Ted 08.16.05 at 9:57 am

Michael (and I actually hope it’s not the real Michael, because this is an awful argument),

Today, you praise the decision of the Sharon government to pull out of Gaza. I’m not going to David Duke’s web page on my work computer, but I’d imagine that I could find David Duke encouraging Israel to pull out of Gaza.

What does that say about you? Absolutely nothing, right?

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saurabh 08.16.05 at 11:22 am

abb1 – I tried taking your suggestion, but it keeps coming out as “I LOVE BIG BROTHER”. Is something wrong with my hands?

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Uncle Kvetch 08.16.05 at 11:38 am

Michael (and I actually hope it’s not the real Michael, because this is an awful argument),

Oh, dear. Another reasonable, moderate, centrist prowar voice turns out to be a McCarthyite just below the surface. Color me shocked, shocked.

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saurabh 08.16.05 at 12:09 pm

That’s the stupidest definition of “anti-American” I’ve ever seen, by the way. Or, rather, it makes clear what a useless waste of breath the term is.

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Michael J. Totten 08.16.05 at 2:13 pm

Ted: Today, you praise the decision of the Sharon government to pull out of Gaza. I’m not going to David Duke’s web page on my work computer, but I’d imagine that I could find David Duke encouraging Israel to pull out of Gaza. What does that say about you? Absolutely nothing, right?

It says nothing. Almost the entire world, including most Israelis, say Israel should pull out of Gaza. It’s not a fringe position. But the idea that the US fights wars for Israel is a fringe position.

I don’t think Sheehan is anti-Semitic. I think she’s a fool who is unaware that her words are loaded with baggage.

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Ted 08.16.05 at 2:27 pm

Michael, if you want to make an argument that Sheehan has taken a position on Israel that you find wrong, offensive or distasteful, go for it. Don’t pull this “Hehindeed, David Duke says so, too” crap.

Incidentally, when you do so, use a source that you can stand behind. I’m going to save re-typing and quote myself:

***********************

Has anyone found a good source for the line about defending Israel? I started tracking back links. Half of them lead nowhere. Some lead to OfficialWire, which is not a news service but a paid press release posting site. Some lead to Free Republic. And some lead to a Google Groups post by someone named Tony Terch, who claims to be quoting a letter from Cindy Sheehan.

She has denied saying it.

“COOPER:
You were also quoted as saying, “My son joined the Army to protect
America, not Israel. You get America out of Iraq and Israel out of
Palestine and you’ll stop the terrorism.” How responsible do you
believe Israel is for the amount of terrorism in the world? SHEEHAN: I didn’t say that.

COOPER: You didn’t say that? OK.

SHEEHAN:
I didn’t—I didn’t say—I didn’t say that my son died for Israel. I’ve
never said that. I saw somebody wrote that and it wasn’t my words.
Those aren’t even words that I would say.

I do believe that
the Palestinian issue is a hot issue that needs to be solved and it
needs to be more fair and equitable but I never said my son died for
Israel.”

That doesn’t necessarily make it false, but it should cast some level of doubt.

If there’s a better source than a second-hand quote from Google Groups, I’d be interested to hear it.

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Doctor Slack 08.16.05 at 2:43 pm

Almost the entire world, including most Israelis, say Israel should pull out of Gaza.

Almost the entire world is pretty much at that point with America and Iraq as well, come to think of it. It’s not a fringe position.

But the idea that the US fights wars for Israel is a fringe position.

Yes, espoused by fringe nutjobs like Phil Zelikow, who can’t possibly have any insight into the internal working of the Bush White House.

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jet 08.16.05 at 2:50 pm

I have never found Google Groups to be wrong (since I use Yahoo groups).

But Ted’s right. A mother who’s just lost her son in Iraq probably deserves more than a cruel game of telephone where every reporting blog adds something else “evile” that she’s supposedly said.

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Michael J. Totten 08.16.05 at 4:03 pm

Ted,

Looks like you’re right. I can’t find a good source for that quote either.

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matt weiner 08.16.05 at 6:28 pm

Jet, 39 was genuinely classy. Big ups.

Ted, good catch. Isn’t it nice to know we’ll never hear that quote repeated again, unless someone finds a better source? (Here’s a working link to the CNN transcript.)

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matt weiner 08.16.05 at 6:38 pm

I’m also not entirely sure about the Zelikow quote–I can’t find any contemporary accounts of the speech it is said to come from. I don’t have any information about how trustworthy Inter Press Services is (like, I can’t get the ‘about’ page to work right now).

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Amardeep 08.17.05 at 8:57 pm

Incidentally, people are now talking about Cindy Sheehan’s taxes over at the Wall Street Journal.

So maybe this fake letter isn’t fake after all.

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Troutsky 08.18.05 at 11:31 am

It is a fascinating system we have where a one -woman-spectacle instantly becomes the “voice” of the ant-war movement and it’s success depends on her being a brilliant and eloquent spokesperson. She slips up, all peaceniks are “batwings” or whatever mean term the right is using for this event. Michael Shiavo spoke for the entire right to die camp. Andy Wharhol was right, and Mc Luhan.

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