Piece of cake

by Ted on September 30, 2003

If I were to say:

Nobody at Domino’s called me to sell me Cinnamon Sticks. In July I was speaking to a Domino’s employee about a large pizza when he told me that I could get free Cinnamon Sticks with my order. Another Domino’s employee told me the same thing.

then no one in their right minds would try to summarize me by saying:

Ted Barlow says the Cinnamon Sticks didn’t come from Domino’s.

Right?

{ 12 comments }

1

Barry 09.30.03 at 3:40 pm

Actually, yes, if they happened to be a partisan hack.
Dishonest, yes, evil, yes – but they could still be in their right mind.

2

Prometheus 6 09.30.03 at 3:53 pm

Or, they could say the whole Cinnamon Sticks story is just too confusing to understand.

3

Doug Turnbull 09.30.03 at 5:09 pm

Who cares about the cinnamon sticks. Clinton ordered buffalo wings from Dominos, and I don’t remember a peep from you hypocrites about that.

4

JohnC 09.30.03 at 5:23 pm

Cinnamon sticks? Aren’t those a French treat?

5

Norbizness 09.30.03 at 5:51 pm

I think I saw the Dixie Chicks sign an endorsement deal to pimp Domino’s pizza. Let’s take all our leftover pizzas to the town square and burn the shit out of them.

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sidereal 09.30.03 at 6:34 pm

Look, it’s no big deal. Everybody knows you can get a free order of cinnamon sticks with any large pizza while supplies last. It was no big revelation. The fact that the Justice Department has recommended a full investigation doesn’t mean anything. The CIA’s demand for an investigation . . uh. . doesn’t exist. These aren’t the scandals you’re looking for. Move along.

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Laura 09.30.03 at 7:06 pm

I don’t think Clinton ordered buffalo wings — it was more of a slurpie he had, wasn’t it? I also don’t think that non-opposition to consumption of beverages that doesn’t affect the operation of the country combined with opposition to the consumption of solids that DOES endanger individuals and WMD operations makes me a hypocrite.

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Doug Turnbull 09.30.03 at 7:23 pm

If we don’t all get cinnamon sticks, then Papa John’s will have won.

9

epist 09.30.03 at 10:28 pm

Are you people blind? Can’t you see the possibility that Domino’s employees merely needed the dough?

10

Nabakov 10.01.03 at 2:57 am

Look, forget about the cinnamon sticks. The real issue is that Dominos is now at last controlled by its shareholders. Or would you rather it was still a brutal Mob-run company?

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julia 10.02.03 at 4:22 pm

I don’t think Clinton ordered buffalo wings — it was more of a slurpie he had, wasn’t it?

and I Think We All Know Who Runs 7/11s, don’t we.

I think we would all rather see Our Fearless Ted support fine american Tom Monaghan.

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Susie from Philly 10.02.03 at 10:24 pm

I happen to know the top management at Domino’s contributed extensively to the Democrats and therefore are not qualified to discern pizza from cinnamon sticks – or sh*t from shinola.

Did I mention that Vietnam, a communist country, is a major supplier of cinnamon?

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