Make your own Tory poster

by Chris Bertram on April 18, 2005

The British Conservatives have been covering the country with horrible posters asking questions like “How would you feel if a bloke on day-release [from prison] attacked your daughter?” Some enterprising character has now produced a design-your-own-Tory-poster website. Here’s my own feeble effort:

Vampire Tory poster

(via Nick Barlow)

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Seth Finkelstein 04.18.05 at 6:33 am

You have a bug in the HTML on the main page.

The image path should be “~plcdib” where you have just plain “plcdib”.

It’s correct on the archived individual page.

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Belle Waring 04.18.05 at 8:06 am

since we get australian kids’ shows here in Singapore, this just makes me think of Bananas in Pajamas: “are you thinking what I’m thinking, B1?” “I think I am, B2!” (together) “It’s Vote Tory Time!”

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Troutsky 04.18.05 at 10:24 am

FREE WILLIE HORTON theres no way your thinking what Im thinking

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Anderson 04.18.05 at 11:10 am

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR DAUGHTER HAD TO LIVE UNDER A TORY GOVERNMENT?

There, how’s that?

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tim 04.18.05 at 11:18 am

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS BITTEN BY A TORY VAMPIRE ON DAY RELEASE?

Just trying to up the silly factor….

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Katherine 04.18.05 at 11:20 am

aww, it’s the British sloganator….

Good times. I wasted about 5 hours coming up with Bush/Cheney re-election posters one day. My favorite was “not yet painful enough to cause death or organ failure!”

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Dan 04.18.05 at 11:33 am

HOW DO YO ANSWER A LOADED QUESTION?

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Dan 04.18.05 at 11:34 am

Er, um, how do you, of course.

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canadienne 04.18.05 at 11:40 am

Just as good: the Daily Mail-inator.

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Katherine 04.18.05 at 12:16 pm

That is so, so, so so awesome. My favorites thus far:

“Could Cherie Blair Infect Britain’s Swans with AIDS?”

“Will Gypsies Lead the Queen Astray?”

Someone MUST make one of these for Powerline, Instapundit, or Fox News.

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greg 04.18.05 at 12:37 pm

HA! It’s this kind of stuff that makes me wish I was British.

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Re:tired 04.18.05 at 1:51 pm

how about: SHALL WE JUST LET THEM WIN AGAIN? THEY DO THE FREE MARKET SO MUCH BETTER THAN US.

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Daniel 04.18.05 at 5:35 pm

“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?” fills up the space excellently but I can’t think of a strapline to replace “Are you thinking, etc”.

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