I’d like to die around the same time as a bunch of famous people. Looking up from the afterlife, I’ll console myself with the thought that were it not a busy passage I’d have merited obits.
Shock news just in: apparently gigantic amounts of heroin are not, in fact, good for you after all.* So I know you were thinking of having an armful just to calm your shattered nerves, Kieran, but perhaps it might be best to stick to ovaltine (or socialist pamphlets).
*I know it’s counter-intuitive but this is science.
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Phil 06.30.10 at 5:41 pm
Is there a #3?
Anna B 06.30.10 at 5:42 pm
I hear the company is good, at least.
BenSix 06.30.10 at 6:10 pm
I’d like to die around the same time as a bunch of famous people. Looking up from the afterlife, I’ll console myself with the thought that were it not a busy passage I’d have merited obits.
alex 06.30.10 at 6:31 pm
The day that Aldous Huxley died….
Seeds 06.30.10 at 7:16 pm
Magic bullet?
Hidari 06.30.10 at 8:28 pm
Shock news just in: apparently gigantic amounts of heroin are not, in fact, good for you after all.* So I know you were thinking of having an armful just to calm your shattered nerves, Kieran, but perhaps it might be best to stick to ovaltine (or socialist pamphlets).
*I know it’s counter-intuitive but this is science.
Michael 06.30.10 at 8:49 pm
Thomas Jefferson still survives.
Richard J 06.30.10 at 9:37 pm
And Frank Sidebottom too, don’t forget.
ejh 06.30.10 at 10:01 pm
Looking up from the afterlife
Very good
Anderson 06.30.10 at 10:07 pm
Kieran? Kieran …? KIERAN???
kid bitzer 07.01.10 at 1:27 am
well personally speaking, i’m feelin’ alright:
Bernard Yomtov 07.01.10 at 2:00 am
I hear the company is good, at least.
Mark Twain thought it was, “Heaven for climate, and Hell for company.”
alex 07.01.10 at 7:38 am
Isn’t that a description of France?
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