Of course you can write online Google reviews of Chartres Cathedral, so sometimes it gets one star.
“wrong location information, wrong in a game to find the place because of it”
“Nothing to do with that of Quasimodo’s film”
(Oh, THAT Notre Dame!)
Moving on to two-star territory:
“The mosaics are impressive, although too bluish for my taste, for the rest despite its size I was disappointed.”
“well, look like so many others”
(If you’ve seen one Cathedral at Chartres, you’ve seen them all.)
Three-Stars
“It’s A huge Building …”
“… Found this Cathedral while walking around …”
(Wouldn’t it be amazing to have been the first person to discover the Cathedral at Chartres?)
“Big, fresh, relaxing, silent, meditating, beauty …”
(Considerable consensus on bigness. But not unanimous!)
So then I checked one-star reviews of the Grand Canyon. It seemed like more reviewers were in on the gag by now. There are also reviews for the Pacific Ocean (3.5 stars average). I think being a professional ocean critic would be an ok gig. Then I checked Northern Hemisphere. Google doesn’t let you rate hemispheres. Or elements on the periodic table. Who decides? Then I walked right into it. ‘Why can’t I rate the sun?’ I asked the youngest daughter. ‘Dad, it would only get one star.’ Oh, snap. You see what I did to myself there?