|Alabama legislator proposes bill to ban libraries from buying books by gay authors or about gay people.||Middle-aged anti-Bush protestors arrested and strip-searched.||Christian lobbying group prepares to fight vaccine against cervical cancer because it might encourage women to have premarital sex.||Florida Republican legislator proposes bill to give students the right to sue if they think their beliefs are being questioned or treated with disrespect.||Republicans in Congress write one-time-only law purporting to cancel decisions of Florida courts for Terry Schiavo’s parents.|
|Senate Majority Leader Frist joins questionable characters on “Justice Sunday” to proclaim that the Democrats are prejudiced against people of faith.||Christian lobbying group gives “Salt and Light” award for successful campaign to reverse anti-bullying program that includes gays.||Focus of the drug war in the United States has shifted significantly from hard drugs to marijuana (trend started under Clinton, to be fair)||James Dobson compares the Supreme Court to the KKK.||Virginia bans private contracts between gay couples; no wills, medical directives, powers of attorney, child custody and property arrangements, even perhaps joint bank accounts can be recognized.|
|East Waynesville Baptist Church kicks out all its Democratic members.||Bush administration bumps Kerry supporters from international telecommunication standards conference.||Pat Robertson says that federal judges are a more serious threat to America than Al Qaeda and the Sept. 11 terrorists.||GOP rewrites descriptions of Democratic amendments to accuse Dems of protecting sexual predators.|
|Texas legislature bans suggestive cheerleading.||Former pro-McCarthy ghostwriter given new job as ombudsmen for the Public Broadcasting System.||Senate Majority Leader (and physician) Bill Frist refuses to contradict federally funded abstinence-only materials that claims that tears and sweat can transmit HIV.||Conservative media saves Christmas.||Texas House of Representatives votes to ban lesbians, gays, and bisexuals from being foster parents.|
|Top Republican lawmakers propose applying decency standards to cable television and satellite television and radio to protect children from explicit content.||Chief of staff for Tom Coburn (R-OK) says, “I’m a radical! I’m a real extremist. I don’t want to impeach judges. I want to impale them!”||Bush’s federal court nominee Janice Rogers Brown claims that America is in the midst of a religious war.||Kansas Board of Education (not legislature, sorry) holds debate on validity of evolution vs. intelligent design.||Texas legislature votes to make gay marriage extra double super illegal by changing the Texas Constitution’s Bill of Rights.|
HOW TO PLAY: Well, that’s just the point. Why would you want to play?
(P.S. If anyone can help me get rid of all the blank space up top, I’d be grateful. -FIXED! Thanks, William)