Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

by Ted on October 24, 2003

Hee hee hee….

I have certain questions for the candidates that only TV campaign ads can answer. Such questions as:

Have you ever had a picnic with minority schoolchildren?

Do you like to quickly walk down hallways while surrounded by people holding clipboards and laws?

Can you go to a factory, put on a hard hat, shake hands with other people in hard hats, and look at a blueprint while pointing off into the distance as if you know how to extrapolate things from a blueprint?



Stu 10.24.03 at 4:07 pm

Go ahead, throw your vote away…


Mike 10.24.03 at 4:08 pm

Ah, Kodos. If only we had someone with the integrity and concern for the welfare of his people as the ol’ Executioner in charge….

The play’s the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of the king.


Kodos 10.24.03 at 4:16 pm

We must move forward, not backward; up, not down; and always twirling, twirling towards freedom!


Paul Orwin 10.24.03 at 6:29 pm

We are merely passing long protein strings. If you can think of a better way, I’d like to hear about it.


kang 10.24.03 at 7:24 pm

That’s “forward, not backward; upward, not forward”, and he says “twirling” three times, not twice.


ChrisL 10.24.03 at 7:49 pm

that’s hillarious.

i remember (barely) when i was applying to colleges, i sorted the brochures based on whether or not they had a picture of someone sitting against a tree reading on the front cover.


mike 10.24.03 at 8:17 pm

Oh, that Kodos…

Oh, well, where do you think they got the names, anyway?


Nabakov 10.26.03 at 1:05 pm

I’m voting for the bloke with the jacket hooked over his shoulder on a finger.

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