We’re #1

by Kieran Healy on October 27, 2003

My agents inform me that Crooked Timber (NASDAQ: CRKD) is now the #1 result on Google Searches for “Crooked” and also “Timber,” further demonstrating our ability to deliver added value to our shareholders.

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King of Fools 10.27.03 at 2:27 am

Congratulations on your recent induction into Google fame. I keep an eye on searching that hit me and my favorite by far is “fools happiness aim”. Still have no clue what they were really looking for.

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paul lawson 10.27.03 at 4:45 am

Healy: So you say yourself.

But how could you (even collectively) usurp Cheney for ‘crooked’?

And ‘timber’? Surely, a euphemism for ‘deadwood’ — in which case Dubya has to trump.

But congrats. To you all. ‘Crooked Timber’ is, indeed, a ‘you can get to there from here’ site.

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dsquared 10.27.03 at 7:40 am

In related news, I am now the number one “Daniel Davies” on the internet, destroying my rivals (some frighteningly bright software type, and session drummer Dan “Danimal” Davies, who I must admit has the best of me in the nickname wars).

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William Sjostrom 10.27.03 at 9:52 am

You have shareholders? Typical capitalist running dogs.

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Ted Barlow 10.27.03 at 3:59 pm

Kieran, that reminds me. The Bobs wanted your white paper on the proposal to monetize the B2B solutions to strategize our turn-key solutions, and they wanted it yesterday.

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Tom Runnacles 10.28.03 at 10:32 pm

Surely this can be leveraged to promote our brand’s paradigm-pioneering value proposition. Surely this is low-hanging fruit, guys?

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Ian Whitchurch 10.29.03 at 10:43 am

Guys,

I’ve finished the press release on ‘Crooked Timber to IPO’. Should I send it for copy-editing ?

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