Heavy blog readers know that Glenn Reynolds has picked an obscure wanker and dubbed him “The Authentic Face of the Left”. I can scarcely imagine a more dignified and convincing form of argument; not since a particularly devastating eighth grade game of “That’s Your Girlfriend” have I been so ashamed. (Hilzoy is not so contrite, for some reason.)
But has Reynolds picked the right target? It takes a very particular individual to represent the authentic face of roughly 40% of all Americans. I think that we can do better.
Nosfer “Left Eye” Atu
– European. (“Providing financial aid to terrorists who target European civilians)
– Wears sneakers. For sneaking?
– Affiliation with left-wing Hollywood types
– Undead bloodsucking vampire.
Jeffrey Dahmer
– Wisonsinite. Possibly played a part in massive Democratic voting fraud in that state.
– Homosexualist tendencies. Might have gay-married his victims before killing/ eating them. Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to. http://www.peggynoonan.com/article.php?article=3
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Gerard Depardieu
– French-looking
– Ugly. (Perhaps we should draw on some stink lines and devil horns, for a more accurate reproduction of the ugliness and stinkiness of the modern Left.)
– Favors weakening of immigration laws, if “Green Card” is any indication
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My dog Ramona
– Lives from handout to handout
– Borderline-traitorous barking.