Whether or not Theory jargon incapacitates humanities folks, communication with regular folks-wise, I think it might provide a leg-up when it comes to understanding Republican governor infidelity pressers. Here’s Mark Sanford: “And the biggest self of self is indeed self.” True, untrue, or neither? Discuss. Defend your answer on the grounds that it is necessary for the progress of World-Spirit.
Here’s the context:
But I’m here because if you were to look at God’s laws, in every instance it is designed to protect people from themselves. I think that that is the bottom line of God’s law. It is not a moral, rigid list of do’s and don’ts just for the heck of do’s and don’ts, it is indeed to protect us from ourselves. And the biggest self of self is indeed self. If sin is in fact grounded in this notion of what is it that I want, as opposed to somebody else.
What do you make of this?
{ 47 comments }
giotto 06.25.09 at 5:19 pm
Essence precedes boinking.
michael 06.25.09 at 5:31 pm
I think he was whacked out on tranquilizers. WTF?
Henri Vieuxtemps 06.25.09 at 5:32 pm
The lunatic is in my head.
Mike C 06.25.09 at 5:32 pm
Marclar?
Kevin Robbins 06.25.09 at 5:34 pm
Obviously, there are a number of infelicities in this passage. But I think the content is relatively clear and wouldn’t be objectionable to many writers on morality. Sanford is saying that morality, which in typical Republican fashion he identifies with the laws of God, exists in order to restrain the pursuit of self-interest, narrowly conceived, and from our taking our own concerns as more significant than those of other people and thus trampling on the legitimate aims and projects of others. Moreover, when we conform our conduct to morality, we act in what is our own long-term best interest. In this sense, morality “protect[s] us from ourselves.” The remark about the “self of self” seems merely intended to emphasize that we are often inclined to exempt ourselves from moral requirements because of the importance we attach to particular desires, which, despite the urgency with which they present themselves at the time, are often destructive even to our own long-term good.
Sanford is a hypocrite and a reprehensible chief executive. But, despite the grammatical awkwardness of this passage, I believe it contains a relatively clear meaning, even if many would criticize both the underlying view of morality and Sanford’s identification of morality with the laws of God.
Righteous Bubba 06.25.09 at 5:34 pm
I can print it and make a pretty good little airplane.
magistra 06.25.09 at 5:36 pm
This is where what you want is a manuscript expert (but failing that you’ve got me). My most plausible guess is that he meant to say ‘The biggest sin of self is indeed self’ (which is a clunky way of making a fairly standard theological point that the greatest sin is a concern only with one’s own desires) and then had an eye-skip in what he was reading (or a mental skip in his phrasing) and got onto ‘self’ too early in the sentence.
mds 06.25.09 at 5:37 pm
Given the constraints of the format, Sanford needed to pack as many fundamentalist catchphrases as possible into the standard social conservative “Jeebus has forgiven me, so I can’t be held accountable by anyone else” mea non culpa, but chose a lossy compression algorithm.
Doctor Slack 06.25.09 at 5:45 pm
“Whether or not Theory jargon incapacitates humanities folks, communication with regular folks-wise, I think it might provide a leg-up”
Awesome! I shall now dig up a rant by the Time-Cube guy and claim that analytic philosophers, whether or not they’re morons, probably have a good shot at understanding him.
Yeah, Kevin, the passage’s meaning is indeed clear, but that’s no thanks to the “biggest self of self is indeed self” remark, which is pointlessly redundant to the point of being gibberish. Rumsfeld’s poetics made far better use of repetition.
Doctor Slack 06.25.09 at 5:47 pm
“The biggest sin of self is self” would indeed make a lot more sense.
bob mcmanus 06.25.09 at 5:53 pm
Soren K said it better, I think around the middle of that paragraph.
Kevin Goodman 06.25.09 at 5:57 pm
I think he is trying to say he needs help from himself or else he is possessed (but you really got to read between the lines to get that last one).
Salient 06.25.09 at 6:04 pm
The biggest self of self is self:
A part that parts its part to be a whole,
The screw that once held stud to shelf
When loose, is held to have a sovereign soul
(and, so far as shear-stress will permit, gov’rnance of the whole.)
Rust to dust: but living flesh to coal,
which in its value must give of itself,
return to air what verdant Nature stole
(this too in bondage, each atom volatile while sole.)
Salient 06.25.09 at 6:04 pm
The only appropriate response to nonsense is poetry.
e julius drivingstorm 06.25.09 at 6:19 pm
“Every clown has a silver lifeboat.” – John Lennon
yabonn 06.25.09 at 6:21 pm
From space, I would seem weird to speak of god in these circumstances, with the boinkin’ and all, no? It’s what make the construct so interesting. Here, we have god speech as :
– reflex : in doubt, speak of god
– crutch : speaking of god will help me pass this bad moment
– rethoric : these people will be kinder to me if I speak of god
And a few other I must have overlooked. It gets even weirder I you try to think like him. Is he cynical about doing the god thing to help his case? Or doesn’t he even realize he’s doing god-as-crutch? Maybe the sound of it is so soothing for him? A kind of therapeutic ritual? How does he keep the “thou shalt not speak my name in vain” (or something) thing at bay?
… and the elytra! Just llllloook at these beautiful, shiny elytra!
e julius drivingstorm 06.25.09 at 6:32 pm
He may have meant:
And the biggest sense of self is self.
carping demon 06.25.09 at 7:03 pm
He may be just nuts.
Keith 06.25.09 at 7:13 pm
That self line is noise in the signal. Omit it and the paragraph in context is clear and easy to follow as human language.
As included, it might be a weird bit of tautological mysticism, a sort of pointer that he has a larger, more esoteric point to make about the relation of self within the larger laws of God, but it’s clearly not a topic suitable for the general press conference-attending audience. Maybe an artifact from the Bible study class he was reported to be taking with his wife, assuming it’s not just your standard Bible exegesis course, but more of an in depth look at the Bible as hermeneutic text.
Keith 06.25.09 at 7:17 pm
Can we go home early, Professor Halbo?
Keith 06.25.09 at 7:19 pm
Holbo, that is. Halbo is your evil twin who asks people to search a line of gibberish to see if it contains jargon.
bartkid 06.25.09 at 7:39 pm
> “And the biggest self of self is indeed self.â€
>What do you make of this?
Depends what the definition of is is.
But seriously folks, I get the sense of what he was getting at could be one of two things:
Perhaps he meant to say, “And the biggest sin, of course, is indeed selfishness.”
Or, perhaps he meant, “And the biggest sense of the self is selfishness.”
I have listened to the press conference via YT a couple of times. Governor Sanford’s evasiveness and self-denial (as in not wanting to admit the truth to himself) were evident. These factors really racketed up the incoherence factor: lots of mismatches between subject and verb, weird shifts in tense, and generic labeling of the actors in this melodrama. I am sure a word cloud graphic of the conference would be enlightening. I suspect “This” and “Person” would show up large, and “Maria” (the other woman) would be absent.
But Kevin Robbins, above, likely is more correct than me in attempting to translate Governor Sanford’s non sequitur into English.
alkali 06.25.09 at 8:05 pm
I take it that the expectation is that one should be far more poised and eloquent when giving press conferences that involve embarrassing personal disclosures?
Chris Dornan 06.25.09 at 8:15 pm
If you combine the ‘self’ sentence with the final non-sentence you get something that is both grammatical and more meaningful than either of the fragments:
If perhaps awkwardly expressed doesn’t that convey the sense that get trapped in ourselves when we become overly-fixated on our own happiness to the exclusion of others?
rea 06.25.09 at 8:48 pm
He must have converted to pentacostalism–he’s speaking in tongues!
glnelson 06.25.09 at 10:04 pm
from a restroom wall at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. . .
call Larry :202-224-2752
This would have worked; it’s just two or three political scandals too late.
glnelson 06.25.09 at 10:07 pm
“And the biggest self of self is indeed self”
from a restroom wall at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. . .
call Larry :202-224-2752
This would have worked; it’s just two or three political scandals too late.
Allow me to try that again:
from a restroom wall at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. . .
“And the biggest self of self is indeed selfâ€
call Larry :202-224-2752
This would have worked; it’s just two or three political scandals too late.
glnelson 06.25.09 at 10:08 pm
aye!
many apologies. . .
James Kroeger 06.25.09 at 10:42 pm
Thank you, Keven Robbinsfor providing the proper response to Holbo’s query.
Re:
I would add that morality is necessary because we are not adequately advised by our biological instincts/urges on how we must act in order to experience the highest levels of happiness (in the long run). This, because we also have “higher needsâ€, and/or long-term needs, that can only be satisfied if/when we are successful in foregoing the satisfaction of various instinct/urges. (For example, we cannot obsessively act to satisfy our desire to taste delicious foods and to avoid physical exertion and still hope to enjoy the greater long-term happiness of good health and a physical appearance that others find appealing.)
So ultimately, it is true that we are biologically programmed to ‘sin’ and it is also true that the Mind must intervene in order for us to experience higher levels of happiness in the long run. I would further argue that the Mind is able to inhibit the actions of the ‘Body’ only because the Mind is able to persuade the Body that the long-run consequences of acting “sinfully†are more to be feared than the consequences (denied pleasure/denied ‘release’) of not yielding to instinct. To act morally, then, is to be “smart-selfish†instead of “stupid-selfish.â€
Jamie 06.25.09 at 11:02 pm
Kierkegaard is probably right, Bob M.:
“The self is a relation that relates itself unto itself or is the relation’s relating itself to itself in the relation; the self is not the relation but the relation’s relating itself to itself.” (The Sickness Unto Death)
k 06.26.09 at 3:54 am
His yammering is the froth of Christian brainwash. Tis my guess.
Perhaps referencing a gospel account of statements by Jesus, exhorting disciples, “Whoever will come after me, let him deny himself …” “For whosoever will save his life shall lose it … ” “For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” and so forth. Goes on to chide this “adulterous and sinful generation”, apropos.
Many of his Christian ilk in this country, and elsewhere, are wicked fools. Using faith as a cudgel to manipulate people giving themselves a psychological pass for their pride, ignorance and misdemeanors. A civil society needs to keep these dogmatists in check.
“Separation of Church and State,
How sweet the sound.
That Saved a wretch like me”
John Holbo 06.26.09 at 4:20 am
“Awesome! I shall now dig up a rant by the Time-Cube guy and claim that analytic philosophers, whether or not they’re morons, probably have a good shot at understanding him.”
Doc Slack, don’t just make such threats. Fulfill them!
mcd 06.26.09 at 5:10 am
Seems sensible to me- there’s one word wrong. Should be “the biggest enemy of self is self”. And thus morality protects us from us.
Henri Vieuxtemps 06.26.09 at 6:02 am
Nah, that sounds like bullshit; how does it protect us from us? Morality protects us from others, and others from us.
michael paleologus 06.26.09 at 7:31 am
Sanford, a Lacanian! Who knew?
Following Zizek (c.f. http://www.lacan.com/zizekother.htm) Sanford asserts the inexistence of the big Other, and indeed notes the futility of the injunction to BEHAVE in the name of the big Other, and instead succumbs to its obscene underside. The big self is therefore none other than itself.
Sanford has uttered undoubtedly the most psychoanalytically sophisticated political enunciation of the nature of protestant selfhood of this century.
alex 06.26.09 at 9:57 am
@34 – or a pile of crap; which may be the same thing.
Tim Silverman 06.26.09 at 12:41 pm
Over at Language Log they suggested that he meant to say “The biggest source of sin is self”, and, in the heat of the moment, anticipated “self” twice. Single anticipations of a word like this are a common speech error; double anticipations are rare, but not impossible. And in favour of this, the word being substituted, “self”, would have been salient and prominent in his mind as he was producing the sentence (since it was kind of the point of what he was saying), and the target words, “source” and “sin”, have some resemblance in sound to “self”—all monosyllables, with the shared “s” at the start. These are the sort of things that make anticipations more likely.
Attempting to extract a mystical meaning from the original is maybe more fun, but, at a certain point, mystery crosses the line into gibberish, and you have to ask yourself if that was really what he meant to say.
skidmarx 06.26.09 at 2:08 pm
self(three)servings
Michael Drake 06.26.09 at 2:54 pm
As Cheney might have observed, “Go fuck your biggest self of self.”
Billiken 06.26.09 at 3:38 pm
“And the biggest self of self is indeed self. If sin is in fact grounded in this notion of what is it that I want, as opposed to somebody else.”
I think it is a slip of the tongue, that he meant to say that the biggest sin of self is self. That is in line with Christian theology that says that sin is separation from God, and that the main thing that separates us from God is our limited, individual self, which differentiates us and separates us from God and others.
I also found this statement of interest: “But I’m here because if you were to look at God’s laws, in every instance it is designed to protect people from themselves. ”
I have to wonder if he follows the Republican line that man’s law should not protect people from themselves. If so, then the question arises, why should God’s law do that but not man’s law? :)
Wotsthedeal 06.26.09 at 5:46 pm
I’m going with the double anticipation theory as an answer to the question itself.
However, this journey has been far more valuable to me than the destination: I’d really like to buy Salient lunch for sharing with us the majesty of #13.
Wilson 06.27.09 at 12:42 am
Excluding, for the moment, the possibility of a slip of the tongue, here’s how I would work it out:
God’s law … is not a moral, rigid list of do’s and don’ts just for the heck of do’s and don’ts, it is indeed [instituted] to protect us from ourselves. And the biggest [“]self[,” or source of sin,] of [any] self is indeed self[ishness]. [This is the case, that is,] If sin is in fact grounded in this notion of what is it that I want, as opposed to somebody else.
Or, pretty much what Kevin Robbins said. Sanford’s point is identifiable as a pretty standard Christian understanding of sin. In fact, I would not be shocked to hear an evangelical pastor using the “biggest self of self is indeed self” line in a sermon. The audience would understand perfectly.
Wilson 06.27.09 at 12:46 am
Hmm. For clarity’s sake, let’s make that And the biggest [“]self[,†or source of danger,] of [any] self ….
Alex Prior 06.27.09 at 7:20 am
While jargon is a minor problem for humanities academics communicating with the world in general, a far greater problem problem is a general failure to understand the English language. Having finished editing my wife’s PhD last year, I was stunned by the almost universal failure to distinguish between “might”, “may” and “can”. Would it be wrong to actually physically insert a copy of Fowler’s Modern English Usage?
Billiken 06.27.09 at 6:24 pm
@Alex Prior
You might enjoy these lines from an old song:
If you will not when you may,
You shall not when you will, sir.
:)
John 06.28.09 at 1:55 pm
Keeping the self from the self. This sounds more like Hobbes than the Bible.
Salient 06.28.09 at 3:25 pm
I’d really like to buy Salient lunch for sharing with us the majesty of #13.
Thanks! You may also enjoy John’s very fun periplum thread, to which I contributed the Stevens parody Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Periplum, which managed to not be the best poem in the comment section. A fellow by moniker Bad Jim achieved ambrosian immortality and brought back a little to share with us. Good times.
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