Matt Cheney tells us that Tom DeLay has a hitherto unknown secret superpower. In addition to interdimensional travel and death-grip gloves, he can transform himself into a large public building in the blink of an eye. The Washington Post tells us that
bq. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) turned himself into the county sheriff’s office in Houston, and was then photographed, fingerprinted, and released
!http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~farrell/exterminator.jpg!
Update: the wording seems to have been changed while I was writing the post, but if you go to the Post’s main page quickly, you can still see “Former House majority leader turns himself into sheriff’s office in carefully planned appearance.”
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Carlos 10.20.05 at 9:10 pm
I am reminded of this link of some guy’s.
almostinfamous 10.20.05 at 9:41 pm
nice catch mr henry!
mikmik 10.21.05 at 4:12 pm
He will be turned into the county’s shared orifice if he is convicted.
Henry (a different one) 10.21.05 at 9:35 pm
Old Firesign Theater gag: “in about five seconds Nick Danger will walk into a great sandstone building (ouch!)” He was also Ruthless, if you want another point of comparison.
Kathryn Cramer 10.22.05 at 2:51 pm
Screen shots are a beautiful thing, Henry. Meanwhile, I think DeLay has turned himself into a leak and infiltrated our hot water heater.
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