“Matt Cheney”:http://mumpsimus.blogspot.com/2005/10/tom-delay-shape-shifter.html tells us that Tom DeLay has a hitherto unknown secret superpower. In addition to “interdimensional travel and death-grip gloves”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death-Stalker, he can transform himself into a large public building “in the blink of an eye”:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/20/AR2005102000248.html. The Washington Post tells us that
bq. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) turned himself into the county sheriff’s office in Houston, and was then photographed, fingerprinted, and released
!http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~farrell/exterminator.jpg!
Update: the wording seems to have been changed while I was writing the post, but if you go to the Post’s “main page”:http://www.washingtonpost.com/ quickly, you can still see “Former House majority leader turns himself into sheriff’s office in carefully planned appearance.”
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Carlos 10.20.05 at 9:10 pm
I am reminded of this link of some guy’s.
almostinfamous 10.20.05 at 9:41 pm
nice catch mr henry!
mikmik 10.21.05 at 4:12 pm
He will be turned into the county’s shared orifice if he is convicted.
Henry (a different one) 10.21.05 at 9:35 pm
Old Firesign Theater gag: “in about five seconds Nick Danger will walk into a great sandstone building (ouch!)” He was also Ruthless, if you want another point of comparison.
Kathryn Cramer 10.22.05 at 2:51 pm
Screen shots are a beautiful thing, Henry. Meanwhile, I think DeLay has turned himself into a leak and infiltrated our hot water heater.
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