Just a thought

by John Holbo on September 11, 2008

Calling her ‘Lying Sarah‘ is all well and good. But we need something snappier. How about Sarah Prevaricuda? You know. Sung to the tune of Heart? (I know, I know. It’s got the same problem as that Savage Dragon endorsement. Too je ne sais quoi for flyover country.)

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You’d have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldn’t you, Prevaricuda?

Come to think of it, what is that song even about?

No right no wrong, selling a song-
A name, whisper game.

If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, Prevaricuda

OK, that part describes standard Republican operating procedure. What Henry calls ‘the mechanisms of Nixonland’. So I get why they play that part.

But what about this?

Back over time we were all
Trying for free
You met the porpoise and me

And:

Sell me sell you the porpoise said
Dive down deep down to save my head

So if she’s the barracuda (prevaricuda), then that makes … McCain the … porpoise? (Or is Obama the porpoise?) Either way: it’s ok to call McCain (or Obama) a porpoise, but not ok to call McCain an old fish? (I think I read something about that at the Corner today.)

Or maybe it’s some sort of commentary on Rick Warren, ‘the porpoise-driven life’? Is the song saying that, after Saddleback, McCain needs Palin?

Who writes this stuff? I mean: who gets paid to think it up? Not me, clearly.

{ 44 comments }

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Nick 09.11.08 at 9:49 am

How about ‘Bridgegate Bacarruda’?
Hey man, don’t you mean ‘Bridgegate Barracuda’?
That’s right. I just can’t say the word ‘bacarruda’.
OK. Let me help you. Say after me ‘Ba’ . . .
Ba!
‘Ra’
Ra!
‘Cu’
Cu!
‘Da’
Da!
Now put them all together and what have you got?
Bridgegate Ba-Ba-Ra-Ra-Cu-Cu-Da-Da!

Ok, I give up to . . . .

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Nick 09.11.08 at 9:55 am

Damn . . . tags in the wrong places . . . not that it was actually funny in the first place of course . . .

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James Kroeger 09.11.08 at 10:42 am

How about Sarah Palin, the Mean Cheerleader, who enjoys nothing more than her next opportunity to ridicule the nerdy overachiever (Barack Obama) in order to encourage bystanders to identify with her Popular Group?

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Lex 09.11.08 at 10:57 am

@3: trouble is, outside films, that model actually works for the cheerleader…

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Jason 09.11.08 at 11:04 am

“Mentirosa” scans. Call Mellow Man Ace.

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James Kroeger 09.11.08 at 11:11 am

…trouble is, outside films, that model actually works for the cheerleader…

Quite true. It is one big reason why the Republicans win so many of these ‘group identity’ elections. But only, I would argue, because the Dems have not played the group identity game intelligently. It would not be at all difficult for them to define they Republicans as a group that Swing Voters do not find themselves wanting to identify with…

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Lex 09.11.08 at 12:12 pm

Really? I would argue that in a political culture where the only sort of really inclusive group identity that has any leverage is nationality, and where any political viewpoint that prioritises equality [or even equity] over individual striving is beyond the pale, the Republicans really do hold all the cards. The best the dems can do is play ‘eat the rich’, and did I read somewhere that 21% of Americans think that they’re in the top 1%??

‘Republicans as greedy lying pork-barrelling vermin’ would be nice, but unfortunately the Dem snouts are too firmly in that trough for it to play well.

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Rishi Gajria 09.11.08 at 12:48 pm

When are you coming back to Bloggingheads.TV?

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rea 09.11.08 at 12:49 pm

Come to think of it, what is that song even about?

The original song was about bing a woman in the male-oriented music industry and being marketed as a sex symbol . . .

No right no wrong, selling a song

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jim in austin 09.11.08 at 12:54 pm

This might be of interest:

What Makes People Vote Republican?

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Oskar Shapley 09.11.08 at 2:24 pm

witch of the north?

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jim 09.11.08 at 2:35 pm

John, you’re not helping. Prevaricuda, like Hilzoy’s the wrong type of charismatic megafauna, is exactly the sort of academic elitist joke that feeds the narrative. Philosophy professors, humph!

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rea 09.11.08 at 3:08 pm

exactly the sort of academic elitist joke that feeds the narrative.

Well, but if the real thing won’t do the trick, you better make up something quick . . .

I mean, really, call us elitists because we remember the lyrics from 30-year-old rock songs? Maybe, “old,” but surely not “elitist”!

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James Kroeger 09.11.08 at 3:09 pm

I would argue that in a political culture where the only sort of really inclusive group identity that has any leverage is nationality, and where any political viewpoint that prioritises equality [or even equity] over individual striving is beyond the pale, the Republicans really do hold all the cards.

It’s interesting that you believe such things.

It would really not be as difficult as you imagine for the Democrats to build themselves into a majority party by embracing a group identity that is loosely centered around the idea of “we are not them, we are virtuous.”

Just as the Republicans have basically defined themselves as “not Democrats”, the Democrats can just as easily define themselves as “not the Republicans, those non-virtuous people who unashamedly pursue the “interests of their class” with fierce determination, even if that effort ends up depriving those who are less well off.

No, I don’t see any difficulty at all in the challenge you identify.

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Lex 09.11.08 at 3:16 pm

@14: yes, but isn’t the project you propose just, in fact, what the Dems do try to do, and fail [at least, ‘fail’ in the sense of not romping to overwhelming victories and simultaneously satisfying the policy goals of their core activists], because they have no leverage for that identity amongst the swing-voters who could give them an overwhelming mandate? When individual Republicans prove themselves grotesquely incompetent and corrupt, there are short-term backlashes against them, but over the longer term, the lying sacks of sh*t just keep coming up with the votes…

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James Kroeger 09.11.08 at 3:33 pm

…and fail…because they have no leverage for that identity amongst the swing-voters who could give them an overwhelming mandate?

The leverage they lack amongst the swing-voters is not due to their failure to put together packages of promising economic proposals. My argument is that they lack leverage among this group because they have never really understood the voters who can switch from supporting one candidate one week, and the switch to supporting the other guy the next week. The Republicans do.

The typical swing voter is a headline-reader and a sound-byte nibbler. He might have actually cared about the issues initially. He’d listen to the arguments of his Democrat friends and find himself agreeing with them. Then he’d listen to the arguments of his Republican friends and find himself agreeing with them. Finally he just gives up trying to understanding the nuances and falls back on his impressions of the candidate, based on the buzz he’s heard in the media. The votes of these people matter. You generally can’t win an election without them. That’s why the Republicans are absolute masters of character assassination.

It is my belief that if Democrats would start communicating with these people on the level that they need—i.e., emotionally—they would be able to cut through the Republican phony outrage performances and bring ’em on home.

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richard 09.11.08 at 3:54 pm

“we are not them, we are virtuous.”
The problem with this strategy is that mud sticks. And it’s lying around everywhere. The one thing you can’t afford to be, playing that game, is a labeled hypocrite, and that will inevitably happen within the first few days. (note: any truth that happens to lie behind the mud is strictly gravy, if you’ll excuse the mixed metaphor)

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Ahistoricality 09.11.08 at 3:55 pm

How can you tell Sarah Palin is lying?

Her lipstick is moving…..

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abb1 09.11.08 at 3:55 pm

…the Democrats can just as easily define themselves as “not the Republicans, those non-virtuous people who unashamedly pursue the “interests of their class” with fierce determination, even if that effort ends up depriving those who are less well off.

They can’t do it because the Democrats are not soc1alists, they are liberals, just like the Republicans. The Democrats too are pro-“free market”, pro-capitalism, pro-individualism, pro-imperialism – they are just slightly less insane. That’s their motto: same as the Republicans, but not as insane.

Not to mention that as soon as they start using the word “class” they will be banned from presidential debates by the sponsors, and their commercials will be turned down by the TV/radio stations.

No, I’ll say: stick with calling each other names like “pig” and “community organizer”.

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Slocum 09.11.08 at 4:37 pm

The typical swing voter is a headline-reader and a sound-byte nibbler. He might have actually cared about the issues initially. He’d listen to the arguments of his Democrat friends and find himself agreeing with them. Then he’d listen to the arguments of his Republican friends and find himself agreeing with them. Finally he just gives up trying to understanding the nuances and falls back on his impressions of the candidates…

Or it might have something to do with Democrats having trouble thinking about Republican and swing voters alike without coming off anthropologists studying primitive tribes?

I know this is almost inconceivable, but what if…what if these voters don’t actually agree that electing Democrats would be in their economic self-interest? What if they don’t buy into the notion that the zero-sum status competition is what really matters and inexplicably care more about their absolute standard of living rather than whether Brin and Page have added another billion to their net worth? And what if they remember how they lived in the 1970s and find the Democratic proposition that they are materially worse off to be wrong? What if when they look at the house they live in, the car they drive, the dining out they do, the vacations they take, the iPods, computers, internet, cell-phones, the heart-bypass operations, the cholesterol-lowering drugs, yadda, yadda — they are subconsciously fooled into thinking that their living standard has improved rather than deteriorated compared to 30 years ago (and don’t quite trust those who try to win elections by insisting they they’re gotten steadily poorer)?

‘Jim in Austin’ posted the link to the exchange at the edge. Take a look at the contribution from Michael Shermer. Republicans are inexplicably happy — somebody must be fooling them big time.

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abb1 09.11.08 at 5:04 pm

Slocum, take a look at this:

http://www.pollingreport.com/right.htm
USA Today/Gallup Poll. Aug. 21-23, 2008
“In general, are you satisfied or dissatisfied with the way things are going in the United States at this time?”
Satisfied – 18%
Dissatisfied – 81%

Or this
http://www.pollingreport.com/budget.htm
Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg Poll. June 19-23, 2008
“Would you say the country is better off because of George W. Bush’s economic policies than when he became president almost eight years ago, or worse off, or is the country about the same as it was then?”
Better – 9%
Worse – 75%

How does this fit with your theory?

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fuyura 09.11.08 at 5:08 pm

I’ve been calling her Bushwinkle.

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Slocum 09.11.08 at 5:48 pm

How does this fit with your theory?

You’ll notice that those numbers don’t translate into a much higher degree of confidence on handling the economy for Obama vs McCain:

“In the Sept. 5-7 USA Today/Gallup poll, 48% of Americans say Barack Obama can better handle the economy, while 45% choose John McCain. This marks a significant gain by McCain; just before the Democratic National Convention in late August, Obama had a 16-point margin over McCain on the economy.”
http://www.gallup.com/poll/110170/Economy-McCain-Gains-Ground-Obama.aspx

It does not follow that because Americans are dissatisfied with the way things are going that they must believe that the populist Democratic ideas of less free trade, more unionization, and soak-the-rich tax hikes are the right prescription for what’s ailing.

That’s my swing-voter position, anyway — I’m not satisfied, but I think those cures would be much worse than the disease. That I’m still considering a vote for Obama depends on his backing off on those positions (from uncapping FICA initially to a 2-4% additional FICA tax on high incomes, for example). Not because I make enough to be subject those taxes, but because I think 40% Federal + 16% FICA + state and local income taxes adds up to a level that would discourage work and incur deadweight losses. I want those high-earners to keep beavering away and paying taxes, not relaxing and retiring early.

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don't quote me on this 09.11.08 at 5:51 pm

Palin’s greatest role: Ken Shabby.

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abb1 09.11.08 at 6:08 pm

I haven’t heard any “populist Democratic ideas of less free trade, more unionization, and soak-the-rich tax hikes” in the presidential campaigns; I wish I had. They don’t typically address major anxieties of the population, and when they do, and dismissing it as “cure worse than the disease” is already impossible, the Republicans quickly come up with their own fake ‘healthcare solutions’ and blur the distinction.

Other than that it’s all about windsurfing, flag pins, and who and how many times said the word “pig”.

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Murray Jay Siskind 09.11.08 at 7:07 pm

That we have spent this much time dignifying Heart (and their critique of McCain-Palin) is patently ridiculous. Hmmm. . . weren’t Heart just recently thrust (momentarily) back into the limelight via Carly Smithson on “American Idol”? You know, that family-oriented conservative capitalist “singing competition.” Didn’t hear too many complaints from Heart then. Come to think of it, wasn’t Bon Jovi, that lover of Democrats and surely the hippest performer at their celebrity-studded convention, also recently thrust into the limelight via Blake the Human Beatbox on 2007’s season of “American Idol”? You know, that family-oriented conservative capitalist “singing competition.” Didn’t hear too many complaints from NJ’s baddest bad boy then (except when he got upset at Blake for reworking his “classic” tune “You Give Love a Bad Name.”) If Feist or Panda Bear start making public statements about the election, I’ll listen. Heart and that guy who scored “Young Guns II”? They’re on mute–permanently.

http://www.carburetordungtoo.blogspot.com

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Alan 09.11.08 at 8:33 pm

Results of this post are …

Number of readers who get a warm glow of satisfaction at their vast superiority over those dumb Rethuglicans clinging to their guns and religion: pretty much all of them.

Number of voters nudged over to the Democrat side: zero. Maybe less than zero.

If you haven’t clicked on the link from jim in austin at #10, do so now.

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Uncle Kvetch 09.11.08 at 8:37 pm

Number of readers who get a warm glow of satisfaction at their vast superiority over those dumb Rethuglicans clinging to their guns and religion: pretty much all of them.

I want some of your mind-reading potion, Dude. Do you buy it online, or what?

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nick 09.11.08 at 9:21 pm

Murray Jay, you dare to support the supper-club sounds of Feist on a blog named after Lester Bangs?

For shame, man, for shame…..

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Steven Hart 09.11.08 at 9:21 pm

Caribouda?

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abb1 09.11.08 at 9:28 pm

The link in #10 sounds fine as far as it goes, with one caveat: it would’ve been all well and good if it was about a normal country like India, Iran or Brazil, but for the sole superpower with 10000 nuclear weapons – all this tribalism, worshiping the military and so on is just not acceptable. Keep the weapons and get rid of the tribalism, or keep the tribalism but then get rid of the weapons. Or, better, get rid of both.

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notsneaky 09.11.08 at 10:37 pm

Re: the link in 10. He may be right, but I still like my “European Enlightenment” values (I actually happen to think that these values are a lot more universal and pre date the 16th century, just that Europeans like to give themselves credit for everything) and my Mill.

Anyways. I took one of those little quizzes. It seems I care about “Harm” as much as Liberals, about “Fairness” less than both Liberals and Conservatives, about “Loyalty” slightly more than Liberals (no finking to the teacher!) and less than Conservatives (unless it’s really bad), and both “Authority” and “Purity” much less than both those groups. I really do have some morals, somewhere…

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notsneaky 09.11.08 at 10:40 pm

But I totally kicked booty on Life Satisfaction and Mental Health.

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James Kroeger 09.11.08 at 11:09 pm

They can’t do it because the Democrats are not soc1alists, they are liberals, just like the Republicans

You haven’t explained why you believe it is impossible for The Democrats to nurture a collective self-identity roughly = “we’re not Republicans” without also necessarily embracing some kind of ‘pure socialism’ ideology.

Democrats can certainly advocate increasing the government’s share of the economy without also necessarily being Marxist control freaks. The idea is to move the balance between public and private sectors in a more beneficial direction. We’ve had the ‘less is better’ crowd running things for quite a while and they’ve improved almost nothing for the American people, economically. The answer to less-is-better is not more-is-better, but rather achieve-the-proper-balance.

In the hands of the Democrats, it would be possible for the federal government to achieve most of the idealistic goals that Dems want to achieve for The Average American by simply being a big purchaser of various goods and services. If it were willing, the federal government could increase public INVESTMENT levels enough to create a modest labor shortage, where there are substantially more jobs available than there are people to fill them. There would be no need for minimum wage legislation, welfare programs, unemployment insurance, etc.

One exception: health care. A more purely socialist approach, like Britain’s National Health Service, would provide the American people in general with a dramatic improvement in the quality of health care services. It makes no more sense for Americans to embrace private health care services than it would for us to replace our current public police/fire protection institutions with privately-owned police/fire protection providers. Just imagine: families in need of a police officer would first have to call all the local police protection companies to compare their prices before deciding on one to call for emergency assistance. Or in another variation, if the police arrive at the scene of a crime, they would first seek to determine if all those present have kept up with their police insurance premiums.

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shtove 09.11.08 at 11:41 pm

“Calling her ‘Lying Sarah’ is all well and good. But we need something snappier.”

That “we” is so cosy and snuggly and smug.

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virgil xenophon 09.12.08 at 12:42 am

Does the old British phrase “Too Clever by Half” sound familiar? It should, as it applies to most of those “on the left” who smugly post here. I don’t know why I never cease to be amazed…..I’m a slow learner, I guess. My philosophy of life/politics goes something like this: If one wants to be alerted to the existence of a societal problem, consult the left, as the right has too much of a Chamber of Commerce mentality about the status quo. Thus give an “A” to the left and an “F” to the right. If one wants to know WHY the societal problem exists, it’s best to consult both sides. The left’s single track theory of history, like a stopped clock, is occasionally correct, and the right is as wrong as often as they are right. Give a gentleman’s “C” to both sides. If, however, one then proceeds to ask what course of action should be taken to correct the perceived societal dysfunction, then the “right”
usually earns an “A” and the left an “F” as the left’s “progressive” solutions usually end up in the advocacy of a totalist political/social
schema inemicable to liberty and freedom.

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PersonFromPorlock 09.12.08 at 12:48 am

Slocum, you say “That’s my swing-voter position, anyway,” but what you fail to realize is that as a swing voter you’re “a headline-reader and a sound-byte nibbler” and hardly qualified to criticize the almost incomprehensibly clever posters here (I mean, “Sarah Prevaricuda?” My God, the brilliance!). The most you can do is sadden them at the thought of your unenlightened state, and that’s just cruel.

Bad Slocum!

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James Kroeger 09.12.08 at 12:48 am

Re: Jim Austin link in comment#10…

It appears as though Prof. Haidt is saying that he believes Democrats have been unable to appeal to swing-voters because they have not created for themselves a moral identity that can compete with the moral identity that the Republicans wrap around themselves. That is true as far as it goes, I suppose, but I think it is wrong to suggest that the reason why swing-voters do not perceive the Democrats to have an appealing moral identity is because because they do not have one, or because they are not interested in having one. The contrast in moral identity is created by the constant finger-pointing sanctimony of our modern-day Pharisees: the Republican Christian. That is the part of this problem that Democrats need to fully understand.

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not completely useless 09.12.08 at 1:33 am

John McCain and Sarah Palin: Bridge to Nowhere

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abb1 09.12.08 at 7:08 am

James Kroeger, listen,
Democrats can certainly advocate increasing the government’s share of the economy without also necessarily being Marxist control freaks.

Of course they can and they do, but they are in a bind, because they too are anti-government/pro-capitalist.

Republican says: the government (except the “defense” part) is evil, so lets’ cut it, kill it.
Democrat says: yes, the government is evil, but let’s nevertheless expend it a bit, for the sake of capitalism.
Which slogan is catchier, more convincing?

There is no mainstream ideological force, no soc1alist party (and for structural reasons can’t be) that says: “redistribution is good, more government/public property is good”. If there were, the Democrats would happily occupy their normal niche, arguing: the libertarians have some good ideas and the soc1alists have some good ideas, so let’s mix them together and find a compromise, the “third way”, the middle road. But without soc1alists Democratic “middle road” is between the Republicans and abyss. They have to keep steering away from the cliff. They become a moderate wing of the right-wing party, the single ruling party.

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Eamonn Fitzgerald 09.13.08 at 11:24 am

Calling her ‘Lying Sarah’ is all well and good. But here’s a better one: Intrade Market Odds have Obama-Biden at 48.5 and McCain-Palin at 51.1 .

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J Thomas 09.13.08 at 1:31 pm

Is this a buying opportunity on Intrade or would it be better to wait for even more absurd odds?

Is there enough liquidity to do arbitrage against other markets?

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Aaron 09.16.08 at 12:14 am

McWarmongering McLiar & Mrs. PORKy Pig ’08!

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james 09.16.08 at 11:19 pm

I always thought Democrats had trouble with swing voters because they tend to be predominantly white, not in a union, and somewhere above the poverty line. Using antidotal evidence, my family members didn’t start voting Democrat until they reached the middle class / upper middle class tax bracket. The cost associated with the Democrat proposed social programs was being paid out but they never seemed to qualify for the benefits.

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