“No, no, see, she hit me first, officer. I was just sittin’ there, mindin’ my own, y’know, business, and she comes up behind me an’…what? Yeah, I’m drunk, so what? Crazy bitch gets to hit me on the head just ’cause I’m drunk? Damn!”
“I’ve written the directions to the uranium cache here on my abdomen, in ink that only shows up under red light-… Oh, rats! Damn that social grooming!”
“A meerkat warms itself under the glow of a heat lamp in its enclosure at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Thursday July 3, 2003. Weather officials say Sydney experienced its coldest maximum temperature in seven years, reaching 12 degrees Celcius (54 degrees Fahrenheit), prompting zoo keepers to activate the lamps to help warm the meerkats native to Angola, Namibia, South Africa and Southern Botswana.”
(Yeah, I’ll take that Lion King challenge.)
“Timon’s career having entered a downward spiral, it was not long before he found himself performing in ‘Serengeti Nasties’.”
Or:
“Exhibit ‘A’ in the case of The Crown v. David Attenborough“
{ 31 comments }
Jeffrey 07.10.03 at 5:59 pm
See this… and more! Come to the red light district!
SageOne 07.10.03 at 6:18 pm
Who has the SPF 50?
JNelsonW 07.10.03 at 6:20 pm
Local Meerkat prepares warm nuts for the winter.
Alan 07.10.03 at 6:25 pm
Pentagon discovers fiendish plot to hide WMDs inside meerkat
Scott Martens 07.10.03 at 6:27 pm
“Yeah, I got your beautiful Australian weather right here, buddy!”
Seth Gordon 07.10.03 at 6:28 pm
…and Papa Meerkat assured his wife that their next son would be served by a better mohel.
Keith M Ellis 07.10.03 at 6:29 pm
“Ai, ai, ai, ai, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.” (…with a little meerkat booty boogie)
Alan Schussman 07.10.03 at 6:50 pm
“We never use heat lamps at McMeerkat, where we don’t cook it ’til you order it!”
Alternative: “I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMeer.”
st 07.10.03 at 7:12 pm
“No, no, see, she hit me first, officer. I was just sittin’ there, mindin’ my own, y’know, business, and she comes up behind me an’…what? Yeah, I’m drunk, so what? Crazy bitch gets to hit me on the head just ’cause I’m drunk? Damn!”
Patrick Taylor 07.10.03 at 8:01 pm
I am the Lizard King! I can do ANYTHING!!!!
chuck 07.10.03 at 8:44 pm
Alan Schussman beat me to my first choice (“I’m ready for my close-up…”), so I’ll suggest:
“I’m too sexy for this fur…I do my little walk on the (meer)kat-walk”
ogged 07.10.03 at 9:10 pm
Ma’am please, I know what you’ve heard, but modesty forbids.
Libertine 07.10.03 at 10:10 pm
Celebrity I resemble most: Chewbacca
Keith M Ellis 07.10.03 at 10:11 pm
“I thought there was supposed to be PRIVACY in these nude tanning salons.”
Kevin Wenzel 07.10.03 at 10:50 pm
“I’ve written the directions to the uranium cache here on my abdomen, in ink that only shows up under red light-… Oh, rats! Damn that social grooming!”
Jon Gallagher 07.10.03 at 10:50 pm
“Yeah? Well, don’t let the door hit ya on the way out! And make sure it’s shut this time!”
Or
“Nothin like warm toasty fur down below, eh Fred?”
Max Sawicky 07.10.03 at 11:28 pm
“Mr. Attorney-General, I know nothing of any terrorist plot to collapse the Pentagon by burrowing underneath it.”
Norbizness 07.10.03 at 11:41 pm
“A meerkat warms itself under the glow of a heat lamp in its enclosure at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Thursday July 3, 2003. Weather officials say Sydney experienced its coldest maximum temperature in seven years, reaching 12 degrees Celcius (54 degrees Fahrenheit), prompting zoo keepers to activate the lamps to help warm the meerkats native to Angola, Namibia, South Africa and Southern Botswana.”
Oh shit, that was already taken.
Iain Murray 07.11.03 at 2:09 am
“I keep telling you, I’m not the three of clubs!”
Mary Kay 07.11.03 at 2:37 am
“What’re you looking at, bub?”
MKK
Charles 07.11.03 at 4:17 am
“Don’t Judge Me.”
Jimmy 07.11.03 at 4:21 am
Henry was often the first to arrive at the Yellowstone Disco.
Rick B 07.11.03 at 6:06 am
I think red is my color, don’t you?
Alan K. Henderson 07.11.03 at 7:45 am
What, no “Lion King” references? Okay then…
“You don’t know what you’re missing, Pumbaa. This stuff rocks!”
dsquared 07.11.03 at 9:48 am
Marina Kelinova, 25, poses outside the recently reopened Chernobyl branch of The Tanning Centre.
Kija 07.11.03 at 9:36 pm
I’m too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy!!!
Jurjen 07.14.03 at 11:14 am
(Yeah, I’ll take that Lion King challenge.)
“Timon’s career having entered a downward spiral, it was not long before he found himself performing in ‘Serengeti Nasties’.”
Or:
“Exhibit ‘A’ in the case of The Crown v. David Attenborough“
Keith M Ellis 07.14.03 at 5:33 pm
Some days Kieran regrets leaving academia and assuming the form and simple lifestyle of a captive meerkat. But not today.
Keith M Ellis 07.14.03 at 5:35 pm
(Oh, wait. You’re an EU lobbyist or somesuch, aren’t you? Damn, that would have messed up my caption, since, really, what’s the difference?)
Rayne 07.14.03 at 6:11 pm
“So, didja hear the joke about the Finns in the sauna?”
Kieran Healy 07.15.03 at 12:40 am
Oh, wait. You’re an EU lobbyist or somesuch, aren’t you?
No, that’s Maria.
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